《Boy Meets Girl》歌词

歌曲： Boy Meets Girl

所属专辑：Free To Be...You And Me

歌手： Marlo Thomas&Mel Brooks

时长： 02:28

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Boy Meets Girl - Marlo Thomas (马洛·托马斯)/Mel Brooks (梅尔·布鲁克斯)[00:00:00]

Hi[00:00:00]

Hi[00:00:01]

I'm a baby[00:00:01]

What do you think I am a loaf of bread[00:00:02]

You could be what do I know I'm just born I'm a baby[00:00:04]

I don't even know if I'm under a tree or in the hospital or[00:00:06]

What I'm just so glad to be here[00:00:08]

Well I'm a baby too[00:00:10]

Have it your way I don't want to fight about it[00:00:11]

What are you scared[00:00:13]

Yes I am I'm a little scared I'll tell you why[00:00:14]

See I don't know if I'm a boy or a girl yet[00:00:16]

What's that got to do with it[00:00:19]

Well if you're a boy and I'm a girl you could beat me up[00:00:20]

You think I want to lose a tooth my first day alive[00:00:22]

What's a tooth[00:00:24]

Search me I'm just born I'm a baby I don't know nothing yet[00:00:25]

You think you're a girl[00:00:28]

I don't know I might be I think I am I've never been anything before[00:00:29]

Let me see let me take a little look[00:00:32]

Around hmmm cute feet small daintyyep yep I'm a girl that's it girl time[00:00:34]

Well what do you think I am[00:00:40]

You that's easy you're a boy[00:00:41]

You sure[00:00:43]

Of course I'm sure I'm alive already four or five minutes right[00:00:43]

I haven't been wrong yet[00:00:47]

Gee I don't feel like a boy[00:00:47]

That's because you can't see yourself[00:00:49]

Why what do I look like[00:00:51]

Bald you're bald fella bald bald bald[00:00:52]

You're bald as a ping-pong ball are you bald[00:00:56]

So[00:00:58]

So boys are bald and girls have hair[00:00:59]

Are you sure[00:01:02]

Of course I'm sure who's bald your mother or your father[00:01:03]

My father[00:01:05]

I rest my case[00:01:05]

Hm you're bald too[00:01:07]

You're kidding[00:01:08]

No I'm not[00:01:09]

Don't look[00:01:09]

Why[00:01:10]

A bald girl yuch disgusting[00:01:11]

Maybe you're a boy and I'm a girl[00:01:13]

There you go again I told you I'm a girl[00:01:15]

I know it I know it I'm a girl and you're a boy[00:01:17]

I think you're wrong[00:01:19]

I'm never wrong what about shaving[00:01:20]

What about it[00:01:22]

You just shaved right[00:01:22]

Wrong[00:01:23]

Exactly and you know why because everyones born with a clean shave[00:01:24]

It's just that girls keep theirs and boys don't[00:01:28]

So what does that prove[00:01:30]

Tomorrow morning the one that needs a shave he's a boy[00:01:31]

Well I can't wait until tomorrow morning[00:01:34]

See that proves it girls are patient boys are impatient[00:01:36]

Yeah what else[00:01:39]

Can you keep a secret[00:01:40]

Absolutely[00:01:41]

There you go boys keep secrets girls don't[00:01:41]

Mmm go on[00:01:43]

Are you afraid of mice[00:01:44]

No[00:01:45]

I am I'm terrified of them I hate them squeak squeak squeak[00:01:46]

Whatta you wanna be when you grow up[00:01:49]

A fireman[00:01:50]

What'd I tell ya[00:01:51]

How about you[00:01:51]

A cocktail waitress does that prove anything to you[00:01:52]

You must be right[00:01:55]

I told you I'm always right you're the boy and I'm the girl[00:01:56]

I guess so oh wait here comes the nurse to change our diapers[00:01:59]

About time too I have never been so uncomfortable in my life[00:02:03]

Hey look at that[00:02:06]

What[00:02:08]

You see that I am a girl and you're a boy[00:02:09]

Hey it sure looks like it[00:02:13]

What do you think of that[00:02:15]

I can't understand it[00:02:17]

Well it sure goes to show ya[00:02:18]

What[00:02:19]

You can't judge a book by it's cover[00:02:20]

What does that mean[00:02:23]

How should I know I'm only a baby[00:02:23]

So am I goo[00:02:25]

Goo[00:02:26]