《Birds and Bees》歌词

歌曲： Birds and Bees

所属专辑：Creepy Crawlies

歌手： Scary Bitches

时长： 04:23

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Birds and Bees - Scary Bitches[00:00:00]

My mother saw me kiss a boy[00:00:16]

When I was only ten[00:00:18]

Well you might think that's not too bad[00:00:20]

But things were different then[00:00:22]

She pulled me to her side and she sat me on her knees she said[00:00:24]

I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees[00:00:28]

She pulled me to her side and she sat me on her knees she said[00:00:32]

I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees[00:00:36]

She said always use a condom you can do just what you please[00:00:39]

They stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDs[00:00:43]

Birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and[00:00:48]

Said all men are bastards[00:00:56]

There's two things they want from you[00:00:57]

Someone at home to cook their meals[00:01:00]

And someone they can screw[00:01:02]

Then after twenty seven years[00:01:03]

They'll get a little itch[00:01:06]

And they'll run off and leave you[00:01:08]

For some thirty year old bitch[00:01:10]

My mother pulled me to her side sat me on her knees she said[00:01:12]

I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees[00:01:16]

She said if you use a condom you can do just what you please[00:01:19]

They stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDs[00:01:24]

I don't think my mother liked boys very much[00:01:28]

Then your thoughts might turn to girlies[00:01:33]

Don't fight it it's okay[00:01:35]

There really is no problem[00:01:37]

If you find out that you're gay[00:01:39]

But you might find it hard to form[00:01:41]

Long term relationships[00:01:43]

So my advice just grab the girl[00:01:45]

Who's got the biggest tits[00:01:47]

My mother pulled me to her side sat me on her knees she said[00:01:49]

I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees[00:01:53]

She said always use a condom you can do just what you please[00:01:57]

They stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDs[00:02:01]

Birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and[00:02:05]

When she runs off with someone else[00:02:12]

It might not be the end[00:02:15]

Cause you might take a fancy[00:02:17]

To our fine four legged things[00:02:19]

But their bits are all in different parts[00:02:21]

You won't know what to do[00:02:23]

So I bought this book with diagrams[00:02:25]

Especially for you[00:02:27]

My mother pulled me to her side sat me on her knees she said[00:02:29]

I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees[00:02:33]

She said always use a condom you can do just what you please[00:02:36]

They stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDs[00:02:41]

Birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and[00:02:45]

Birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and[00:02:53]

Or you might turn to your family[00:03:00]

A couple's not too bad[00:03:03]

Just remember uncle Kevin's mine[00:03:04]

And don't go with your dad[00:03:07]

I said ma don't patronize me[00:03:09]

Don't take me for a fool[00:03:11]

Everything you've said we learned three years ago in school[00:03:13]

My mother pulled me to her side sat me on her knees she said[00:03:17]

I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees[00:03:21]

She said always use a condom you can do just what you please[00:03:24]

They stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDs[00:03:29]

My mother pulled me to her side sat me on her knees she said[00:03:33]

I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees[00:03:37]

She said always use a condom you can do just what you please[00:03:40]

They stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDs[00:03:44]

Birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and[00:03:49]

Birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and[00:03:57]

Birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and[00:04:05]

Birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and[00:04:13]