所属专辑:Davy Jones (aka David Bowie)(Epitaph - 8 January 1947 / 10 January 2016)
歌手: David Bowie
时长: 02:59
Artist:david bowie[00:00:00]
Songs Title:the laughing gnome[00:00:03]
I was walking down the high street[00:00:14]
When I heard footsteps behind me[00:00:18]
And there was a little old man (hello)[00:00:22]
In scarlet and grey shuffling away (laughter)[00:00:25]
Well he trotted back to my house[00:00:30]
And he sat beside the telly (oaah )[00:00:33]
With his tiny hands on his tummy[00:00:37]
Chuckling away laughing all day (laughter)[00:00:40]
Oh I ought to report you to the gnome office[00:00:44]
(gnome office)[00:00:46]
Yes[00:00:48]
(hahahahaha)[00:00:48]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:00:50]
Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me[00:00:52]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:00:54]
Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me[00:00:58]
Said the laughing gnome[00:01:02]
Well I gave him roasted toadstools[00:01:07]
And a glass of dandelion wine (burp pardon)[00:01:10]
Then I put him on a train to eastbourne[00:01:14]
Carried his bag and gave him a fag[00:01:17]
(havent you got a light boy )[00:01:20]
Here where do you come from [00:01:23]
(gnome-mans land hahihihi)[00:01:24]
Oh really [00:01:26]
In the morning when I woke up[00:01:28]
He was sitting on the edge of my bed[00:01:31]
With his brother whose name was fred[00:01:35]
Hed bought him along to sing me a song[00:01:38]
Right lets hear it[00:01:41]
Here whats that clicking noise [00:01:43]
(thats fred hes a metrognome haha)[00:01:44]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:01:47]
Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me[00:01:51]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:01:54]
Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me[00:01:57]
(own up Im a gnome aint I right haha)[00:02:01]
Havent you got an ome to go to [00:02:04]
(no were gnomads)[00:02:05]
Didnt they teach you to get your hair cut at school [00:02:07]
You look like a rolling gnome [00:02:08]
(no not at the london school of ecognomics)[00:02:09]
Now theyre staying up the chimney[00:02:13]
And were living on caviar and honey (hooray )[00:02:17]
Cause theyre earning me lots of money[00:02:21]
Writing comedy prose for radio shows[00:02:23]
Its the-er (what )[00:02:26]
Its the gnome service of course[00:02:28]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:02:33]
Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me[00:02:36]
Ha ha ha oh dear me[00:02:40]
(ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:02:43]
Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me[00:02:45]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:02:50]
Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me)[00:02:52]
(one more time yeah)[00:02:55]