《The Weird Al Show Theme》歌词

歌曲： The Weird Al Show Theme

所属专辑：Running With Scissors

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 01:14

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The Weird Al Show Theme - "Weird Al" Yankovic[00:00:00]

Oh this is a story 'bout a guy named Al[00:00:00]

And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal[00:00:03]

But the sanitation workers really didn't approve[00:00:05]

So he packed up his accordion and had to move[00:00:06]

To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree[00:00:09]

And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory[00:00:11]

And he played on the company bowling team[00:00:13]

And every single night he had a strange recurring dream[00:00:15]

Where he was wearing lederhose in a vat of sour cream[00:00:17]

But that's really not important to the story[00:00:19]

Well the very next year he met a dental hygienist[00:00:21]

With a spatula tattooed on her arm on her arm[00:00:23]

But he didn't keep in touch[00:00:25]

And he lost her number[00:00:27]

Then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm[00:00:28]

And he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave[00:00:30]

Twenty miles below the surface of the Earth of the Earth[00:00:32]

And he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich[00:00:34]

For what it's worth[00:00:36]

Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan[00:00:38]

When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man[00:00:40]

He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free[00:00:42]

And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be[00:00:44]

And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on tv[00:00:47]

So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know[00:00:49]

Now he's got his very own Weird Al show[00:00:51]