所属专辑:Bad Hair Day
时长: 03:47
I Remember Larry - "Weird Al" Yankovic[00:00:00]
Say do you remember that guy Larry next door[00:00:06]
Well he always was the neighborhood clown[00:00:08]
Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures[00:00:12]
And posted copies all over town[00:00:15]
Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn[00:00:18]
Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight 'till dawn[00:00:21]
What a crazy kid Larry was always foolin' around[00:00:25]
Boy what a joker[00:00:32]
What a funny funny guy[00:00:34]
I'll never forget about Larry[00:00:38]
No matter how I try[00:00:41]
Say do you remember when I lost all my hair[00:00:44]
'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo[00:00:47]
And hey how 'bout the day he put Ben gay inside my jockstrap[00:00:50]
And filled my toothpaste tube with glue[00:00:54]
All those wedgies he gave all those shoestrings he tied[00:00:57]
All those brownies he made with the Ex-lax inside[00:01:00]
Oh Lar' I swear it was a laugh a minute with you[00:01:03]
Boy what a joker[00:01:10]
What a funny funny guy[00:01:12]
I'll never forget about Larry[00:01:16]
No matter how I try[00:01:20]
You know I couldn't help but laugh[00:01:30]
Even though he treated me like slime[00:01:32]
Remember when he cut my car in half[00:01:36]
Well he really got me good that time[00:01:39]
Say do you remember when I broke in Larry's house[00:01:44]
Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag[00:01:46]
Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest[00:01:49]
And stuffed him in a big plastic bag[00:01:53]
If the cops ever find him who knows what they'd say[00:01:56]
But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today[00:01:59]
He would have to agree with me it was a pretty good gag[00:02:02]
Oh boy what a joker[00:02:08]
What a funny funny guy[00:02:11]
I'll never forget about Larry[00:02:16]
No matter how I try[00:02:19]
Oh boy what a joker[00:02:21]
What a funny funny guy[00:02:24]
I'll never forget about Larry[00:02:30]
No matter how I try[00:02:34]
No matter how I try[00:02:38]
Oh I remember Larry[00:02:52]
Oh I remember Larry[00:02:59]
Oh I remember Larry[00:03:05]
Oh I remember Larry[00:03:11]
Oh I remember Larry[00:03:18]
Oh I remember Larry[00:03:24]