《The Day My Pad Went Mad》歌词

歌曲： The Day My Pad Went Mad

所属专辑：Anthologia

歌手： John Cooper Clarke

时长： 03:11

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The Day My Pad Went Mad - John Cooper Clarke[00:00:00]

I'm ankle deep in human waste[00:00:17]

The toilet has been clogged[00:00:19]

Marrowbone jelly all over the place[00:00:21]

I don't even have a dog[00:00:23]

The man upstairs he grabs my arm[00:00:25]

Saying don't I know your dad[00:00:27]

All I could hear were the fire alarms[00:00:29]

The day my pad went mad[00:00:31]

All I could hear were the fire alarms[00:00:33]

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The kitchen has been ransacked[00:00:41]

Ski trails in the hall[00:00:43]

A chicken has been dhansaked[00:00:45]

And thrown against the wall[00:00:47]

In walks this dumb waiter[00:00:49]

With a fountain pen and pad[00:00:51]

Saying how do you want this alligator[00:00:53]

The day my pad went mad[00:00:55]

Saying how do you want this alligator[00:00:57]

The day my pad went mad[00:01:00]

The hamster had been slaugtered[00:01:05]

The parrot bound and gagged[00:01:07]

The guard dog had been sorted out[00:01:09]

And absolutely shagged[00:01:11]

The goldfish drowned the cat was found[00:01:13]

Kicked around and stabbed[00:01:15]

The radio did not make a sound[00:01:17]

The day my pad went mad[00:01:19]

The radio did not make a sound[00:01:21]

The day my pad went mad[00:01:24]

The pop-up toaster refused to pop[00:01:45]

The chandelier was smashed[00:01:48]

The starter motor would not stop[00:01:49]

The tyres had been slashed[00:01:51]

There was no way out of there[00:01:54]

I was stuck with what I had[00:01:55]

Out of order beyond repair[00:01:58]

The day my pad went mad[00:01:59]

Out of order beyond repair[00:02:02]

The day my pad went mad[00:02:05]

Yesterday I had the place rewired[00:02:10]

And slung out all of my junk[00:02:11]

A tumble dryer and a two bar fire[00:02:14]

And a telephone now defunct[00:02:16]

I peeped through the venetian blinds[00:02:18]

And the rain fell down so sad[00:02:19]

On the broken home I left behind[00:02:22]

The day my pad went mad[00:02:24]

On the broken home I left behind[00:02:26]

The day my pad went mad[00:02:29]