所属专辑:Todd
歌手: Todd Rundgren
时长: 03:32
Lord Chancellor's Nightmare Song - Todd Rundgren[00:00:00]
Love unrequited robs me of me rest [00:00:08]
Love hopeless love my ardent soul encumbers [00:00:16]
Love nightmare like lies heavy of me chest [00:00:23]
And weaves itself into my midnight slumbers [00:00:31]
When you're lying awake with a dismal headache and[00:00:47]
Repose is tabood by anxiety [00:00:49]
I conceive you may use any language you choose to[00:00:51]
Indulge in without impropriety;[00:00:53]
For your brain is on fire the bed-clothes conspire of[00:00:55]
Usual slumber to plunder you:[00:00:57]
First your counter-pane goes and uncovers your toes [00:00:58]
And your sheet slips demurely from under you;[00:01:00]
Then the blanketing tickles you feel like mixed[00:01:03]
Pickles so terribly sharp is the pricking [00:01:04]
And you're hot and you're cross and you tumble and[00:01:06]
Toss til there's nothing twixt you and the ticking [00:01:08]
Then the bed-clothes all creep to the ground in a heap[00:01:10]
And you pick them all up in a tangle;[00:01:12]
Next your pillow resigns and politely declines to[00:01:14]
Remain at its usual angle [00:01:16]
Well you get some repose in the form of a dose [00:01:18]
With hot eye-balls and head ever aching [00:01:20]
But your slumbering teems with such horrible dreams[00:01:22]
That youd very much better be waking;[00:01:24]
For you dream you are crossing the channel and[00:01:26]
Tossing about in a steamer from harwich [00:01:27]
Which is something between a large bathing machine[00:01:29]
And a very small second class carriage [00:01:31]
And you're giving a treat[00:01:33]
(penny ice and cold meat) to[00:01:34]
A party of friends and relations [00:01:35]
Theyre a ravenous horde [00:01:37]
And they all come on board[00:01:38]
At sloane square and south kensington stations [00:01:39]
And bound on that journey you find your attorney[00:01:40]
(who started this morning from devon);[00:01:42]
Hes a bit undersizd and you don't feel surprisd[00:01:44]
When he tells you hes only eleven [00:01:46]
Well you're driving like mad with this singular lad[00:01:47]
(by the bye the ships now a four wheeler) [00:01:49]
And you're playing round games and he calls you bad[00:01:51]
Names when you tell him that ties pay the dealer;[00:01:52]
But this you cant stand so you throw up your hand [00:01:54]
And you find you're as cold as an icicle;[00:01:56]
In your shirt and your socks[00:01:58]
(the black silk with gold clocks)[00:01:59]
Crossing salsbury plain on a bicycle:[00:02:00]
And he and the crew are on bicycles too [00:02:01]
Which they've somehow or other invested in [00:02:03]
And he's telling the tars all the particulars of a[00:02:05]
Company he's interested in;[00:02:07]
Its a scheme of devices to get at low prices all[00:02:08]
Good from cough mixtures to cables[00:02:10]
(which tickled the sailors) by treating retailers as[00:02:12]
Though they were all vegetables;[00:02:14]
You get a good spadesman to plant a small tradesman[00:02:15]
(first take off his boots with a boot tree) [00:02:17]
And his legs will take root [00:02:19]
And his fingers will wshoot [00:02:20]
And they'll blossom and bud like a fruit tree;[00:02:21]
From the green grocer tree[00:02:23]
You get grapes and green pea [00:02:23]
Cauliflower pine apple and cranberries [00:02:24]
While the pastry cook plant cherry brandy will grant [00:02:26]
Apple puffs and three corners and banburys;[00:02:28]
The shares are a penny and ever[00:02:30]
So many are taken by[00:02:31]
Rothschild and baring [00:02:32]
And just as a few are allotted to you [00:02:34]
You awake and with a shudder despairing[00:02:35]
You're a regular wreck with a crick in your neck [00:02:41]
And no wonder you snore for your heads on the floor[00:02:43]
And you've needles and pins from your soles to your[00:02:45]
Shins and your flesh is acreep for your left legs asleep [00:02:47]
And youve cramp in your toes and a fly on your nose [00:02:49]
And some fluff in your lung and a feverish tongue [00:02:51]
And a thirst that's intense [00:02:53]
And a general sense[00:02:54]
That you haven't been sleeping in clover[00:02:55]
But the darkness has passd [00:02:58]
And its daylight at last [00:03:00]
And the night has been long ditto [00:03:02]
Ditto my song [00:03:04]
And thank goodness they're both of them over[00:03:06]