《The Drinking Man’s Diet(Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： The Drinking Man’s Diet(Album Version)

所属专辑：My Name Is Allan (US Release)

歌手： Allan Sherman

时长： 02:41

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The Drinking Man's Diet - Allan Sherman[00:00:01]

Oh I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet [00:00:09]

It came from a book I was loaned [00:00:13]

It's really terrific[00:00:17]

And quite scientific[00:00:18]

And I'm half stoned [00:00:20]

For breakfast some[00:00:24]

Cornflakes and vodka [00:00:25]

But cornflakes have carbohydrate;[00:00:28]

So I don't eat those[00:00:32]

Fattening cornflakes [00:00:33]

I eat the vodka straight [00:00:35]

Drink drink everyone drink;[00:00:39]

It's not as bad as we used to think [00:00:43]

With every Manhattan your[00:00:47]

Stomach will flatten [00:00:49]

So drink drink drink [00:00:51]

The Air Force invented this diet [00:00:56]

A fact which they hotly deny [00:01:00]

Of course they deny it [00:01:03]

'Cause this is the diet[00:01:05]

That got the Air Force high [00:01:07]

For lunch you can have three martinis [00:01:11]

What better lunch is there than that [00:01:15]

But caution: do not eat the olives [00:01:18]

'Cause olives make you fat [00:01:22]

Drink drink everyone drink;[00:01:26]

It's not as bad as we used to think [00:01:30]

If pounds you would burn off [00:01:33]

Then turn on your Smirnoff [00:01:35]

And drink drink drink [00:01:37]

For dinner a nice Scotch and soda[00:01:43]

Now that oughtta help you to lose [00:01:47]

No whipped cream no butter [00:01:50]

Just lay in the gutter[00:01:52]

And booze booze booze [00:01:54]

Suppose you should meet a policeman [00:01:58]

Who says you've been[00:02:01]

Quenching your thirst;[00:02:02]

You just tell him it's physical fitness[00:02:05]

And health comes first [00:02:09]

Drink[00:02:13]

Drink[00:02:14]

Booze everywhere[00:02:15]

Pass that decanter of bourbon there [00:02:17]

I'm fatter than ever [00:02:20]

But here's what's so clever:[00:02:22]

I don't care[00:02:24]