时长: 04:16
The Bad Touch - Thomas Eickem and Band[00:00:00]
好了[00:00:02]
We call this the act of mating[00:00:02]
我们称这为原始冲动[00:00:04]
But there are several other[00:00:04]
但还有其它几个[00:00:05]
Very important differences[00:00:05]
非常重要的不同之处[00:00:06]
Between human beings and animals[00:00:06]
在人类和动物之间[00:00:08]
That you should know about[00:00:08]
你应该知道的[00:00:40]
Sweat baby sweat baby[00:00:40]
宝贝 将你的汗水[00:00:42]
Sex is a Texas drought[00:00:42]
挥洒到干涸的德克萨斯州吧[00:00:43]
Me and you do the kind of stuff[00:00:43]
我和你缠绵[00:00:45]
That only Prince would sing about[00:00:45]
唯一的王子将会为我们歌颂[00:00:47]
So put your hands down my pants[00:00:47]
把你的手放在我的裤子上[00:00:49]
And I'll bet you'll feel nuts[00:00:49]
我敢打赌你会摸到那里[00:00:51]
Yes I'm Siskel Ebertyes I'm[00:00:51]
我是Siskel Ebertyes[00:00:53]
And you're getting two thumbs up[00:00:53]
你双手赞成[00:00:55]
You've had enough of[00:00:55]
你很满足[00:00:56]
Two-hand touch you[00:00:56]
我用两只手爱抚你[00:00:57]
Want it rough you're out boundsof[00:00:57]
你想要粗暴一点[00:00:59]
I want you smothered want you[00:00:59]
我想让你窒息般地嗨起来[00:01:00]
Covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns[00:01:00]
就像我烘培店里的土豆煎饼一样[00:01:02]
Come quicker than FedEx[00:01:02]
要比联邦快递还要来得快[00:01:03]
Never reach an apex[00:01:03]
没有最快 只有更快[00:01:04]
Just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined[00:01:04]
像可口可乐公司的股票一样[00:01:06]
To make me rise an hour early[00:01:06]
让我兴奋一个小时[00:01:08]
Just like Daylight Savings Time[00:01:08]
像夏时令一样 时间漫长[00:01:10]
Do it now[00:01:10]
现在就开始吧[00:01:11]
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals[00:01:11]
你和我都是哺乳类动物[00:01:14]
So let's do it like they do[00:01:14]
所以就像[00:01:16]
On the Discovery Channel[00:01:16]
探索发现频道上那样交欢吧[00:01:18]
You and me baby ain't[00:01:18]
你和我 宝贝[00:01:20]
Nothin'but mammals[00:01:20]
都是哺乳类动物[00:01:21]
So let's do it like they do the[00:01:21]
所以就像[00:01:24]
On Discovery Channel[00:01:24]
探索发现频道上那样交欢吧[00:01:25]
Gettin' horny now[00:01:25]
快来吧[00:01:57]
Love the kind you clean up[00:01:57]
我喜欢你打扫的样子[00:01:59]
With a mop and bucket[00:01:59]
拿着拖把和水桶[00:02:00]
Like the lost catacombs of[00:02:00]
像迷失的古老的埃及墓穴[00:02:02]
Egypt only God knows[00:02:02]
只有上帝知道[00:02:03]
Where we stuck it[00:02:03]
我们要站在哪里[00:02:04]
Hieroglyphics Let me be Pacific[00:02:04]
这是象形文字吗 我愿成为太平洋[00:02:06]
I wanna be down in your South Seas[00:02:06]
我愿意汇入你的南太平洋[00:02:08]
But I got this notion[00:02:08]
但我有这种想法[00:02:08]
That the motion of your ocean means[00:02:08]
你那海洋的流动方式就意味着[00:02:10]
"Small Craft Advisory"[00:02:10]
我可以从你的流动中看出你的情绪[00:02:11]
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide[00:02:11]
如果我让你达到高潮[00:02:13]
B-5 you my sunk battleship[00:02:13]
我们几乎会同归于尽[00:02:15]
Please turn me on[00:02:15]
请点燃我的激情[00:02:16]
I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip[00:02:16]
我是咖啡先生 我会自动滴下咖啡[00:02:19]
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time"[00:02:19]
让我看看你的身体 我也会给你看看我的[00:02:22]
You'll Lovett just like Lyle[00:02:22]
你会像Lyle一样喜欢我的[00:02:23]
And then we'll do it doggy style[00:02:23]
然后我们来玩后入式[00:02:25]
So we can both watch "X-Files"[00:02:25]
这样我们都可以边做边看X档案了[00:02:27]
Do it now[00:02:27]
现在就做吧[00:02:28]
You and me baby ain't nothin'[00:02:28]
你和我 宝贝[00:02:30]
But mammals[00:02:30]
都是哺乳类动物[00:02:31]
So let's do it like they do[00:02:31]
所以就像[00:02:32]
On the Discovery Channel[00:02:32]
探索发现频道上那样交欢吧[00:02:35]
You and me baby ain't nothin[00:02:35]
你和我 宝贝[00:02:37]
' but mammals[00:02:37]
都是哺乳类动物[00:02:38]
So let's do it like they do[00:02:38]
所以就像[00:02:40]
On the Discovery Channel[00:02:40]
探索发现频道上那样交欢吧[00:02:42]
Gettin' horny now[00:02:42]
快来吧[00:02:58]
You and me baby ain't nothin'[00:02:58]
你和我 宝贝[00:03:00]
But mammals[00:03:00]
都是哺乳类动物[00:03:01]
So let's do it like they do[00:03:01]
所以就像[00:03:03]
On the Discovery Channel[00:03:03]
探索发现频道上那样交欢吧[00:03:06]
You and me baby ain't nothin'[00:03:06]
你和我 宝贝[00:03:08]
But mammals[00:03:08]
都是哺乳类动物[00:03:09]
So let's do it like they do[00:03:09]
所以就像[00:03:11]
On the Discovery Channel[00:03:11]
探索发现频道上那样交欢吧[00:03:14]
You and me baby ain't nothin'[00:03:14]
你和我 宝贝[00:03:16]
But mammals[00:03:16]
都是哺乳类动物[00:03:17]
So let's do it like they do[00:03:17]
所以就像[00:03:18]
On the Discovery Channel[00:03:18]
探索发现频道上那样交欢吧[00:03:21]
You and me baby ain't nothin'[00:03:21]
你和我 宝贝[00:03:23]
But mammals[00:03:23]
都是哺乳类动物[00:03:24]
So let's do it like they do[00:03:24]
所以就像[00:03:26]
On the Discovery Channel[00:03:26]
探索发现频道上那样交欢吧[00:03:28]
Gettin' horny now[00:03:28]
快来吧[00:03:29]
The Bad Touch (explicit) - Friday Night Party[00:03:29]
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