所属专辑:Trouble With X
歌手: Thelonious Monk
时长: 02:53
Stupid - Thelonious Monk (瑟隆尼斯孟克)[00:00:00]
There was this little old lady[00:00:08]
She had a poodle doggy[00:00:11]
One day while giving little fifi a bath[00:00:14]
She thought of an innovation[00:00:17]
So after some tender lovin'[00:00:21]
She threw her into the microwave oven[00:00:24]
That poor little poodle never heard the bell ding[00:00:27]
She went out with a bang [00:00:30]
If you know what I mean[00:00:32]
Stupid that was stupid[00:00:34]
No you can't say that that was smart[00:00:37]
Stupid sometimes we're stupid[00:00:41]
Our brains must be falling apart[00:00:44]
This one guy got arrested[00:00:48]
His presence was requested[00:00:51]
It seems he was suspected[00:00:55]
Of breaking and stealing from vending machines[00:00:58]
Well he swore that he was innocent[00:01:01]
So he paid off his bail and home he went[00:01:04]
But soon back to jail our hero was sent[00:01:08]
Because he paid off his bail with quarters and dimes[00:01:11]
Stupid that was stupid[00:01:15]
No you can't say that that was smart[00:01:18]
Stupid sometimes we're stupid[00:01:22]
Our brains have a missing part[00:01:25]
Some people pound their bibles[00:01:56]
Waving them at their rivals[00:01:59]
Just like in Paul's epistles[00:02:02]
Our gentleness is evident to all[00:02:05]
We throw the heathen into a panic[00:02:08]
As we're bombing abortion clinics[00:02:12]
While insisting to the cynics[00:02:15]
They will know we are Christians by our love[00:02:18]
Stupid that is stupid[00:02:22]
No you can't say that that is smart[00:02:25]
Stupid sometimes we're stupid[00:02:29]
Lord we could use a change of heart[00:02:32]
Stupid that is stupid[00:02:36]
No you can't say that that is smart[00:02:39]
Stupid sometimes we're stupid[00:02:43]
Lord we could use a change of heart[00:02:46]