《Gays Got Married》歌词

歌曲： Gays Got Married

所属专辑：High in Church (Explicit)

歌手： Trevor Moore

时长： 04:09

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Gays Got Married - Trevor Moore[00:00:00]

I grew up in an American town[00:00:01]

No locks on the doors[00:00:03]

When we all bedded down[00:00:05]

To sleep[00:00:06]

Met a pretty young girl and made her my bride[00:00:13]

After church on Sundays take the kids for a ride[00:00:16]

Down the street[00:00:20]

Swimming holes catching fireflies in jars[00:00:27]

Spend the evening staring at the stars[00:00:34]

Then the gays got married gays got married[00:00:42]

And the plant shut down plant shut down[00:00:45]

And the crops dried up the crops dried up[00:00:49]

Everywhere around everywhere around[00:00:52]

Then the gays started kissin' started kissin'[00:00:55]

And the state said cool cool[00:00:58]

And they made all the kids[00:01:01]

Be gay in school[00:01:04]

'Cause them gays got married gays got married[00:01:08]

They announced it on TV[00:01:12]

Jumped in my truck and slammed reverse[00:01:14]

I had to get to my family[00:01:18]

Before the gay could get there first[00:01:21]

Hauling a** down the interstate[00:01:25]

In my throat I could fill my heart[00:01:27]

I didn't know how much time I had[00:01:31]

Before all the orgies would start[00:01:33]

And they're grabbing guys like me[00:01:36]

And they're pulling us out of our trucks[00:01:39]

And they're kissing our lips and nibbling our ears[00:01:43]

And all sorts of sexy stuff[00:01:46]

And they're taking us out to fancy hotels[00:01:49]

And partying the night away[00:01:53]

And they're saying how good we look in their shirt[00:01:55]

When we wake up the next day[00:01:59]

No I dare not look back[00:02:03]

To see what's behind[00:02:06]

They almost got me once[00:02:09]

When I was surfing online[00:02:12]

And as strong and straight as I know I am[00:02:14]

Every man can be pushed too far[00:02:18]

I've seen the devil and the devil looks like[00:02:22]

Mario Lopez in jean shorts washing his car[00:02:24]

I pulled up into my house[00:02:28]

And I quickly ran inside[00:02:31]

I grabbed my lovely spouse[00:02:34]

But I felt no love when I looked in her eyes[00:02:37]

The gay had gone airborne[00:02:41]

And I didn't make it in time[00:02:43]

My family unit[00:02:47]

Had already been undermined[00:02:49]

Because[00:02:52]

The gays got married gays got married[00:02:54]

And released gay spores gay spores[00:02:56]

And all the straight people all the people[00:03:00]

Weren't in love no more never love no more[00:03:03]

'Cause them gays got married gays got married[00:03:06]

Been in this bunker three long years[00:03:10]

Canned food and recycled air[00:03:13]

Yet I shudder when I think about[00:03:17]

What must be happening up there[00:03:20]

A radioactive scorched desertscape[00:03:23]

Ruled by roving biker gangs[00:03:26]

With scary tattoos and muscley arms[00:03:29]

Blue eyes and super cute bangs[00:03:32]

So I'll seal myself off from everyone[00:03:35]

And hide here until I die[00:03:38]

Confused and angry sad and alone[00:03:41]

And I know the reason why[00:03:45]

'Cause the gays got married the gays got married[00:03:49]

The gays got married the gays got married[00:03:52]

The gays got married the gays got married[00:03:55]

The gays got married[00:04:02]