所属专辑:Wonderful Town
歌手: Rosalind Russell
时长: 02:50
One Hundred Easy Ways (Wonderful Town/1953 Original Broadway Cast/Remastered) - Rosalind Russell[00:00:00]
The first way to lose a man[00:00:05]
You've met a charming fellow and you're out for a spin[00:00:09]
The motor fails and he just wears a helpless grin[00:00:14]
Don't bat your eyes and say what a romantic spot we're in[00:00:19]
Just leap out crawl under the car[00:00:24]
Say it's the gasket and fix it in two seconds flat with a bobby pin[00:00:26]
That's a good way to lose a man[00:00:29]
He takes you to a baseball game[00:00:33]
You sit knee to knee[00:00:36]
He says the next man up at bat will bunt you'll see[00:00:38]
Don't say ooh what's a bunt this game's too hard for little me[00:00:43]
Just say blunt are you nuts with one out two men on base[00:00:49]
And a left handed batter coming up you'll walk right into a triple play[00:00:53]
The same as the fifth game of the world series in 1923[00:00:55]
That's a sure way to lose a man[00:00:58]
A sure sure sure sure way to lose a man[00:01:02]
A splendid way to lose a man[00:01:05]
Just throw your knowledge in his face[00:01:08]
He'll never try for second base[00:01:10]
Ninety-eight ways to go[00:01:15]
The third way to lose a man the life guard at the beach[00:01:17]
That all the girlies adore swims bravely out[00:01:24]
To save you through the ocean's roar don't say oh thanks[00:01:28]
I would have drowned in just one second more[00:01:33]
Just push his head under and yell[00:01:37]
Last one in is a rotten egg and race him back to shore[00:01:38]
That's a swell way to lose a man[00:01:42]
You've found your perfect mate and it's been love from the start[00:01:46]
He whispers you're the one to who I give my heart[00:01:51]
Don't say I love you too my dear let's never never part[00:01:56]
Just say I'm afraid you've made a grammatical error[00:02:02]
Isn't to who I give my heart it's to whom I give my heart[00:02:05]
You see with the preposition to who becomes the indirect object[00:02:07]
Making the use of whom imperative which I can prove to you[00:02:09]
With this very simple chart[00:02:12]
That's a fine way to lose a man[00:02:13]
A fine fine fine fine way to lose a man[00:02:17]
A dandy way to lose a man[00:02:21]
Just be more well informed as he[00:02:24]
You'll never hear oh promise me[00:02:26]
Just tell him where his grammar errs[00:02:29]
Then mark your towels hers and hers[00:02:31]
Yes girls you too can lose your man[00:02:34]
If you will use ruth sherwood's plan[00:02:37]
One hundred easy ways to lose a man[00:02:40]