《The Want Ad》歌词

歌曲： The Want Ad

所属专辑：Original Sin

歌手： Pandora’s Box

时长： 02:44

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The Want Ad - Pandora'S Box (潘特拉的盒子)[00:00:00]

This is addressed to all the people who answered or may be thinking of answering[00:00:01]

The personal ad I placed in volume 2[00:00:04]

Number 15 of this newspaper two weeks ago Friday[00:00:06]

First my apologies to the huge bartender with the voice[00:00:10]

And the light hearted dark skinned advertising man[00:00:14]

If either of you had called me back[00:00:16]

I might not be writing this retraction of my ad[00:00:18]

Even though I will soon be too busy to date much[00:00:20]

But why didn't you call back[00:00:22]

But to the others[00:00:26]

Which include the two terrifying sisters[00:00:27]

The under 18's and the over 60's[00:00:30]

The numerous ones who dialed my number[00:00:32]

And hung up as soon as I said hello[00:00:34]

The 35 or 40 of you who made dates with me and never showed up[00:00:36]

Including the one who complained his body was so powerful he couldn't control it anymore[00:00:39]

The desperate wife seekers the already married[00:00:43]

The one who was so one sided that he could think of nothing but sex[00:00:46]

And then have the gall to ask me[00:00:49]

If his nationality was the reason I wouldn't sleep with him[00:00:51]

The many who couldn't get it up[00:00:54]

When I was agreeable and the many who could and did when I was not[00:00:55]

The pleasant young foreigner who turned out to be the private[00:00:58]

Property of his gigantic girlfriend[00:01:01]

The ones who were so grotesque in their appearance[00:01:03]

That I couldn't possibly get past their faces to even consider a relationship with them[00:01:06]

Especially sexual[00:01:10]

The sharks and the geeks and the sadists[00:01:12]

The latter category which I had specifically stated I didn't want[00:01:14]

And the ones who wanted endless dirty talk[00:01:18]

The ones who wanted to be punished[00:01:20]

The ones who could only boast about the size of their[00:01:22]

Bank rolls and or their equipment[00:01:24]

And this definitely includes the teacher who said[00:01:26]

All the kids want my stuff[00:01:29]

The businessman who had an adjective for every letter[00:01:31]

Of his last name r is for rich[00:01:33]

The ones and there were many who said[00:01:36]

My name is so and so and so how far do you go[00:01:37]

The 300 pound lady judge who screamed abuse at me[00:01:41]

The transvestite who wanted me to support him[00:01:44]

The numerous young studs who had nothing to offer[00:01:46]

Besides the negative results of their godd**n blood tests[00:01:49]

The diminutive actor and the other short ones[00:01:53]

The astronomer who cried like a baby[00:01:55]

And said he'd been betrayed by every star he ever knew[00:01:57]

The fanatic priest who wanted me to confess[00:02:00]

To things I'd never even dreamed of[00:02:02]

The worn out soldiers the burned out poets[00:02:04]

The pumped up jocks and the used up kids[00:02:06]

The racists including the one at whose place I left my white sweater[00:02:08]

And I'd rather cut off my right thumb than go back for it[00:02:12]

The drunks junkies crack and coke heads the multitude of liars[00:02:15]

And especially the nice ones who never called back[00:02:19]

To all of you I say[00:02:22]

Just forget my phone number[00:02:23]

I don't need all the hassles[00:02:25]

I'll be starting school next month and I just don't want to be bothered[00:02:30]

Don't hold your breath any of you[00:02:34]

Sincerely[00:02:36]

The underweight platinum blonde[00:02:37]

Have a nice day[00:02:40]