所属专辑:Remember 1962
歌手: Bernard Cribbins
时长: 01:54
The Hole In The Ground - Bernard Cribbins[00:00:00]
There I was a-digging this hole[00:00:12]
A hole in the ground so big[00:00:15]
And sort of round it was[00:00:17]
There was I digging it deep[00:00:18]
It was flat at at the bottom[00:00:21]
And the sides were steep[00:00:22]
When along comes this bloke in a bowler[00:00:23]
Which he lifted and scratched his head[00:00:27]
Well we looked down the hole [00:00:29]
Poor demented soul and he said[00:00:31]
Do you mind if I make a suggestion [00:00:33]
Don't dig there dig it elsewhere[00:00:36]
Your digging it round and it ought to be square[00:00:39]
The shape of it's wrong it's much much too long[00:00:42]
And you can't put hole where a hole don't belong[00:00:45]
I ask what a liberty eh[00:00:49]
Nearly bashed him right in the bowler[00:00:51]
Well there was I stood in me hole[00:00:53]
Shovelling earth for all I was worth[00:00:56]
There was him standing up there[00:00:59]
So grand and official with his nose in the air[00:01:02]
So I gave him a look sort of sideways[00:01:05]
And I leaned on my shovel and sighed[00:01:08]
Well I lit me a fag and[00:01:11]
Having took a drag I replied[00:01:13]
I just couldn't bear to dig it elsewhere[00:01:17]
I'm digging it round co's I don't want it square[00:01:20]
And if you disagree it doesn't bother me[00:01:23]
That's the place where the holes gonna be[00:01:27]
Well there we were discussing this hole[00:01:35]
A hole in the groud so big and sort of round it was[00:01:37]
Well it's not there now the ground's all flat[00:01:41]
And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat[00:01:43]
And that's that[00:01:48]