《Three Point One Four》歌词

歌曲： Three Point One Four

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歌手： Bloodhound Gang

时长： 04:00

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Three Point One Four - Bloodhound Gang[00:00:01]

My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be[00:00:32]

Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me[00:00:35]

Lefty yeah but that was alright[00:00:38]

She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright[00:00:40]

My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony[00:00:42]

I think a wooden clothespin would[00:00:45]

Have been much better company[00:00:46]

Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her l now she's a flunky[00:00:48]

So my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys[00:00:50]

Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word[00:00:53]

So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd[00:00:55]

I'm white which goes with everything[00:00:58]

But I can come in any color[00:01:00]

And I'm looking for the kind of girl[00:01:01]

That reminds me of my mother[00:01:03]

But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy[00:01:04]

And how many girls do you know[00:01:06]

That can play the harmonica with their pussies[00:01:08]

Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a rice krispie treat gee[00:01:09]

You know what I really want in a girl me[00:01:12]

I need to find a new vagina[00:01:15]

Any kind of new vagina[00:01:21]

It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina[00:01:26]

Calvin klein kind of north carolina[00:01:32]

Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt[00:01:47]

It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick up[00:01:49]

I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters[00:01:52]

Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture[00:01:54]

No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese[00:01:57]

Preferably for me fat free american singles only[00:02:00]

I want my next chick anorexic the winner is the thinner[00:02:03]

Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner[00:02:05]

Like sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat[00:02:08]

If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap[00:02:11]

Let her lash out and crack the whip[00:02:13]

But not in bed I don't play rough[00:02:15]

No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up[00:02:16]

Just independent like nofx smart like janeane garafolo[00:02:18]

She'd use big words to make fun of me[00:02:20]

So that I would never know[00:02:22]

Bestow upon me all her wisdom[00:02:23]

Of the dewey decimal system gee[00:02:25]

You know what I really want in a girl me[00:02:27]

I need to find a new vagina[00:02:30]

Any kind of new vagina[00:02:35]

It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina[00:02:41]

Kevin klein kind of south carolina[00:02:46]

Vagina vagina[00:03:14]

Vagina vagina[00:03:18]

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Vagina vagina[00:03:29]