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歌手: Bloodhound Gang
时长: 04:00
Three Point One Four - Bloodhound Gang[00:00:01]
My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be[00:00:32]
Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me[00:00:35]
Lefty yeah but that was alright[00:00:38]
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright[00:00:40]
My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony[00:00:42]
I think a wooden clothespin would[00:00:45]
Have been much better company[00:00:46]
Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her l now she's a flunky[00:00:48]
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys[00:00:50]
Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word[00:00:53]
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd[00:00:55]
I'm white which goes with everything[00:00:58]
But I can come in any color[00:01:00]
And I'm looking for the kind of girl[00:01:01]
That reminds me of my mother[00:01:03]
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy[00:01:04]
And how many girls do you know[00:01:06]
That can play the harmonica with their pussies[00:01:08]
Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a rice krispie treat gee[00:01:09]
You know what I really want in a girl me[00:01:12]
I need to find a new vagina[00:01:15]
Any kind of new vagina[00:01:21]
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina[00:01:26]
Calvin klein kind of north carolina[00:01:32]
Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt[00:01:47]
It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick up[00:01:49]
I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters[00:01:52]
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture[00:01:54]
No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese[00:01:57]
Preferably for me fat free american singles only[00:02:00]
I want my next chick anorexic the winner is the thinner[00:02:03]
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner[00:02:05]
Like sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat[00:02:08]
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap[00:02:11]
Let her lash out and crack the whip[00:02:13]
But not in bed I don't play rough[00:02:15]
No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up[00:02:16]
Just independent like nofx smart like janeane garafolo[00:02:18]
She'd use big words to make fun of me[00:02:20]
So that I would never know[00:02:22]
Bestow upon me all her wisdom[00:02:23]
Of the dewey decimal system gee[00:02:25]
You know what I really want in a girl me[00:02:27]
I need to find a new vagina[00:02:30]
Any kind of new vagina[00:02:35]
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina[00:02:41]
Kevin klein kind of south carolina[00:02:46]
Vagina vagina[00:03:14]
Vagina vagina[00:03:18]
Vagina vagina[00:03:24]
Vagina vagina[00:03:29]