所属专辑:Sold American-30th Anniversary
歌手: Kinky Friedman
时长: 04:06
We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To You - Kinky Friedman[00:00:00]
While traveling through the lone star state[00:00:05]
I lost my lunch before I ate[00:00:08]
It happened in a pull ahead caf yahoo[00:00:10]
I felt my bones begin to crunch[00:00:15]
I saw my name on the businessman's lunch[00:00:18]
And the neck who owned the place stepped up to say[00:00:20]
Hey buddy are you blind[00:00:26]
Say partner can't you read the sign[00:00:31]
We reserve the right to refuse service to you[00:00:38]
Take your business back to walgreens[00:00:43]
Have you tried your local zoo[00:00:45]
You smell just like a communist[00:00:49]
You come on through just like a Jew[00:00:51]
We reserve the right to refuse service to you[00:00:54]
Well I walked on in to my house of god[00:01:04]
Congregation on the nod[00:01:07]
Just chosen folks are doing their weekly thing[00:01:09]
Hear o Israel yes indeed[00:01:14]
My book was backwards couldn't read[00:01:17]
But I got a good rise when I heard that rabbi sing[00:01:19]
Boruch atoh adonoi[00:01:24]
What the hell are you doing back there boy[00:01:29]
We reserve the right to refuse services to you[00:01:37]
Your friends are all on welfare[00:01:41]
You call yourself a Jew[00:01:44]
You need your ticket and your tie[00:01:48]
To zip your prayers on through[00:01:50]
We reserve the right to refuse services unto you[00:01:52]
Life from Laos and Cambodia[00:02:02]
No more tears tonight they showed ya[00:02:05]
The latest old war movies on TV[00:02:07]
You know its bound to escalate[00:02:12]
So go and turn on channel eight[00:02:14]
Watch channel seven border channel three[00:02:17]
Well I won't mind your tanks and jets and jeeps[00:02:22]
And speaking on behalf of all my fellow creeps[00:02:27]
We reserve the right to refuse service to you[00:02:35]
Right face forward move[00:02:39]
And get the children too[00:02:42]
Let saigons be bygones[00:02:45]
Don't you blow this world in two[00:02:47]
We reserve the right to refuse service to you[00:02:50]
Well its just my luck that gods a Texan[00:03:00]
One big sonbitchin Anglo Saxon[00:03:02]
Some crazy tall Norwegian bore[00:03:05]
Just to help my body shipped air freight[00:03:09]
From Texas to the pearly gate[00:03:12]
Just ring the bell and leave me at the door[00:03:14]
I'll be somewhere over Jordan swinging low[00:03:19]
I'll hear them tape recorded angels in lifelike stereo[00:03:23]
Singing[00:03:31]
We reserve the right to refuse service to you[00:03:32]
Take your business back to walgreens[00:03:36]
Have you tried your local zoo[00:03:39]
Our quotas filled for this year[00:03:42]
On singing Texas Jews[00:03:45]
We reserve the right to refuse service to you[00:03:48]