《The Worst Pies in London》歌词

歌曲： The Worst Pies in London

所属专辑：Comedy Tonight!: Stephen Sondheim’s Funniest Songs

歌手： Angela Lansbury

时长： 02:26

播放 下载lrc歌词 下载纯文本歌词

The Worst Pies in London - Angela Lansbury[00:00:00]

Written by：Stephen Sondheim[00:00:01]

Ah a customer[00:00:01]

Wait what's your rush what's your hurry[00:00:03]

You gave me such a fright I thought you was a ghost[00:00:05]

Half a minute can't you sit sit you down sit[00:00:07]

All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks[00:00:09]

Did you come here for a pie sir[00:00:11]

Do forgive me if me head's a little vague ugh what is that[00:00:14]

But you'd think we have the plague[00:00:17]

From the way that people keep avoiding[00:00:19]

No you don't[00:00:21]

Heaven knows I try sir but there's no one comes in even to inhale[00:00:22]

Right you are sir would you like a drop of ale[00:00:27]

Mind you I can't hardly blame them these are probably the worst pies in London[00:00:29]

I know why nobody cares to take them I should know I make them[00:00:38]

But good now the worst pies in London[00:00:42]

Even that's polite the worst pies in London if you doubt it take a bite[00:00:47]

Is that just disgusting ya have to concede it it's nothing[00:00:53]

But crusting here drink this you'll need it the worst pies in London[00:00:59]

And no wonder with the price of meat what it is[00:01:06]

When you get it never thought I'd live to see the day[00:01:09]

Men'd think it was a treat finding poor animals what are dying in the streets[00:01:12]

Mrs mooney has a pie shop does a business but I've noticed[00:01:17]

Something weird lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared[00:01:21]

Have to hand it to her what I calls enterprise popping pussies into pies[00:01:25]

Wouldn't do in my shop just the thought of it's enough to make you sick[00:01:29]

And I'm telling you them p**sy cats is quick[00:01:34]

No denying times is hard sir even harder than the worst pies in London[00:01:37]

Only lard and nothing more[00:01:47]

Is that just revolting all greasy and gritty it looks like it's moulting[00:01:49]

And tastes like well pity[00:01:56]

A woman alone with limited wind and the worst pies in London[00:02:00]

Ah sir times is hard times is hard[00:02:12]