《Rap Like Me》歌词

歌曲： Rap Like Me

所属专辑：Short Dog’s In The House (Explicit)

歌手： Too $hort

时长： 07:38

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Rap Like Me - Too $hort [00:00:03]

Rap like me you'll go straight to the top[00:00:11]

Keep doing what you're doing and you're sure to get dropped[00:00:14]

Like a trick nothing's even up my sleeve[00:00:16]

A million albums sold and it's hard to believe[00:00:19]

Well it's true homeboy it's not a lie[00:00:22]

I used to sell tapes on Sunnyside[00:00:25]

I used to catch the 40 bus around the way[00:00:27]

Me and Fred Benz slanging tapes[00:00:30]

All these things that we did[00:00:33]

Grab the microphone and start screaming "Bitch "[00:00:36]

You fronting MC I hate to cap[00:00:39]

You make hit records and you still can't rap[00:00:42]

I said it before I'll say it again[00:00:44]

You don't belive me ask your fans[00:00:47]

When I walked into Cali the place was packed[00:00:50]

Sir Too $hort "Don't stop that rap"[00:00:53]

I keep rapping my rhymes all the time[00:00:55]

You got no rhymes so you listen to mine[00:00:58]

I'm not starting a fight just telling it right[00:01:01]

The best damn rapper who ever grabbed the mic[00:01:04]

His name is Too $hort now shut your mouth[00:01:06]

In '81 I was rocking the house[00:01:09]

I'm a hustler baby coming up[00:01:12]

I hustle every day and I don't sell drugs[00:01:15]

I don't run no gangs don't shoot no dice[00:01:18]

Gave the same damn speech to the Oakland vice[00:01:21]

But if you keep pushing just like you[00:01:23]

When they see me on the strip coming through[00:01:26]

I break it down so vicious it'll break your back[00:01:29]

With the beat so loud playing Too $hort raps[00:01:32]

That's it I'm set[00:01:34]

No need to talk that bullshit[00:01:37]

I need a Oaktown big time sound[00:01:40]

Just enough beat to get on down[00:01:43]

So you other rappers listen to mine[00:01:45]

You wouldn't catch Short Dog rapping nursery rhymes[00:01:48]

Call my rap trash jam the junk[00:01:51]

Put a sticker on the cover: "X-Rated Funk"[00:01:54]

It's just me you say I won't go far[00:01:57]

But I won't stop rapping cause I rap so hard[00:02:00]

From here to New York back to California[00:02:02]

I bumped your girlfriend don't say I didn't warn ya[00:02:05]

All this time you said she's your ho[00:02:08]

You really shouldn't give baby all that dough[00:02:11]

She gave it all to me cause I f**k so good[00:02:13]

I practice on the girls in my neighborhood[00:02:16]

Cause when I'm freaky I rap I spit a rap to a freak[00:02:19]

I rarely ever think about a sucker MC[00:02:22]

I go platinum it's just like slapping 'em bitch[00:02:25]

Short Dog in the house starting some shit[00:02:28]

MC's rock and MC's roll[00:02:30]

But the albums they make never go gold[00:02:33]

When I was young I knew I'd be one of the best[00:02:36]

Every time I made a song it came out so fresh[00:02:39]

I was the king of the Oaktown spitting my game[00:02:41]

10 years later ain't nothing changed[00:02:44]

Still the Boss of the Bay and I know what they say[00:02:47]

They call me "Godfather" and they call you "Gay"[00:02:50]

Bitch It's 1990[00:02:53]

Your girlfriend's out there trying to find me[00:02:55]

She heard about me I f**ked her best friend[00:02:58]

I guess she wants to see if I can do it again[00:03:01]

You want to be like me so damn bad[00:03:04]

The impossible dream all you MC's had[00:03:07]

If you could rap like me you wouldn't have the dream[00:03:09]

Start rapping quit flapping like a chicken wing[00:03:12]

If could rap like me they say you're so great[00:03:15]

But when they talk about you they say you're so fake[00:03:18]

And as the days go by you can't forget[00:03:20]

The way I make you feel like shit[00:03:23]

MC's like you I've seen 'em before[00:03:26]

You keep on saying "F**k Too $hort"[00:03:29]

But I'm a better MC than you[00:03:32]

And ain't a damn thing you can do but bitch[00:03:34]

On the TV screen in the magazines[00:03:37]

When they interview you you just make up things[00:03:40]

You're on an ego trip and you're fronting like you're down[00:03:43]

You're not the first real rapper from the Oakland town[00:03:45]

You're just a new jack and you can't even rap[00:03:48]

You wanna trip Trip on that[00:03:52]

I'm like MC Lyte checking hoes tonight[00:03:54]

If you're not a real rapper get off the mic[00:03:57]

Cause with a fake MC a song's never complete[00:03:59]

You'd better learn to rap like me[00:04:03]

"Thought you want to be like Too $hort"[00:04:05]

"Thought you want to be like Too $hort"[00:04:11]

Whenever I rap you call it noise[00:04:16]

I'm tearing up shit up like the Acorn Boys[00:04:19]

On 10th street I got a big freak[00:04:22]

Until you learn to speak realize you're weak[00:04:25]

Cause it's the Oaktown and they all get down[00:04:27]

To the rhythm of the Too $hort funky sound[00:04:30]

It goes boom baseline's on ya[00:04:33]

Dangerous Crew from Oakland California[00:04:36]

Bitch don't front cause Short Dog is hard[00:04:39]

If you answer my rap I tear your ass apart[00:04:41]

Just liket this it lasts forever[00:04:44]

You make a song and I make one better[00:04:46]

You say I cuss I say you're fake[00:04:50]

Your eyes pop open like paper plates[00:04:53]

You fronting MC I hate to cap[00:04:55]

I make hit records with the vicious raps[00:04:58]

I said it before I'll say it again[00:05:01]

The boy ain't nothing but one of my fans[00:05:04]

Like silicon titties can you feel 'em [00:05:07]

How can a fake rapper f**k with a real one [00:05:09]

Shit I'm that rapping man[00:05:12]

I like you like the Klu Klux Klan[00:05:16]

Motherf**ker want to front on me [00:05:18]

My posse got a real MC Too $hort[00:05:21]

And it don't stop and it don't stop and it won't stop[00:05:25]

Cause I'm Too $hort baby on the microphone and I'm macking bitch[00:05:29]

"Thought you want to be like Too $hort" "Thought you want to be like Too $hort"[00:05:35]

"Thought you want to be like Too $hort" "Thought you want to be like Too $hort"[00:05:46]

Now back to the subject my boy MC Whatever you say you can't rap like me[00:06:08]

Rappers like me make real hits[00:06:13]

Rappers like you talk bullshit[00:06:16]

I told my boys there's a new Funky Drummer in town[00:06:19]

You're trying to be like James Brown[00:06:22]

If I couldn't be me who would I be [00:06:25]

I damn sure wouldn't be a sucker MC[00:06:28]

Cause I'm not like you my game is true[00:06:30]

I pimped these hoes and I pimped you too[00:06:33]

Cause I'm boss and boss makes the rules[00:06:36]

You disobey and you be a fool (Now listen)[00:06:39]

One remember how it all began[00:06:42]

Don't guess the answer is "Oakland"[00:06:44]

Two you'd better learn to rap like me[00:06:47]

Or you like to be a fake MC[00:06:50]

Three never talk down on a player[00:06:53]

I wouldn't care if you was Fred Astaire[00:06:56]

Last but not least number four:[00:06:58]

Don't ever f**k with Too $hort bitch[00:07:02]

"Thought you want to be like Too $hort"[00:07:04]

"Thought you want to be like Too $hort"[00:07:10]