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Uncool As Me - Bloodhound Gang Joey Fatone[00:00:00]
I'm quite the sped I never shred[00:00:06]
Not cool[00:00:09]
Not cool[00:00:10]
But my bros all call me Itch[00:00:11]
With the silent B[00:00:13]
But that spells Bitch[00:00:15]
Fits you perfectly[00:00:16]
Chaz Bono dickbag word f**k tick not cool[00:00:18]
Not cool[00:00:22]
And I smell like regret and tequila[00:00:23]
What's that even mean [00:00:25]
I have no idea[00:00:27]
You're livin' the dream[00:00:28]
Hey you you dance like those assholes I see[00:00:31]
In old Molly Ringwald movies[00:00:35]
I think you're as uncool as me[00:00:38]
Hey you you dance like those assholes I see[00:00:43]
In old Molly Ringwald movies[00:00:47]
I think you're as uncool as me[00:00:50]
And I dance [00:00:55]
They don't think you're all that cool[00:01:04]
They like you for your step-dad's pool[00:01:05]
They don't think you're all that cool [00:01:16]
But your vampire fiction rules[00:01:18]
I'm such a tit I say dumb shit[00:01:25]
Not cool[00:01:28]
Not cool[00:01:29]
And my friends think that I like men[00:01:29]
That's because you do[00:01:32]
Don't even listen to them[00:01:33]
No one's judging you[00:01:35]
John Goodman gut slow kid haircut[00:01:37]
Not cool[00:01:40]
Not cool[00:01:41]
Do you like Renaissance fairs [00:01:42]
Where'd you get that scarf [00:01:44]
Tis what thy lord doth wear[00:01:45]
I'll be in the car[00:01:47]
Hey you you dance like those assholes I see[00:01:50]
In old Molly Ringwald movies[00:01:54]
I think you're as uncool as me[00:01:57]
Hey you you dance like those assholes I see[00:02:02]
In old Molly Ringwald movies[00:02:06]
I think you're as uncool as me[00:02:09]
And I dance [00:02:14]
They don't think you're all that cool [00:02:23]
They like you for your step-dad's pool[00:02:25]
They don't think you're all that cool [00:02:35]
But your vampire fiction rules[00:02:37]
Dancin' with myself in the dark on the ceiling[00:02:38]
Dancin' with myself in the dark on the ceiling[00:02:51]
And I dance [00:03:02]
They don't think you're all that cool [00:03:12]
They like you for your step-dad's pool [00:03:13]
They don't think you're all that cool [00:03:24]
But your vampire fiction rules[00:03:25]
Let's go to Civil War reenactments[00:03:27]
Throw some back and yell "too soon " at them[00:03:30]
Let's go to Civil War reenactments[00:03:33]
Warning spoiler alert[00:03:36]