《It’s A Most Unusual Play(Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： It’s A Most Unusual Play(Album Version)

所属专辑：My Name Is Allan (US Release)

歌手： Allan Sherman

时长： 02:26

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It's A Most Unusual Play - Allan Sherman[00:00:00]

It's a most unusual play;[00:00:05]

Feel like throwing my tickets away [00:00:08]

'Cause the boy gets the boy[00:00:12]

And the girl gets the girl[00:00:13]

And it's way too far off Broadway [00:00:15]

It's a most unusual plot[00:00:19]

Which I've either blocked[00:00:22]

Out or forgot;[00:00:24]

I don't know what it means[00:00:26]

But they all wear blue jeans[00:00:27]

And they scratch themselves[00:00:29]

Quite a lot [00:00:31]

There's no scenery [00:00:33]

There's no lighting [00:00:35]

There's no costumes;[00:00:36]

Oh what art [00:00:38]

If there only were no house lights [00:00:40]

I would sneak up[00:00:43]

The aisle and depart [00:00:44]

There's a most unusual scene[00:00:47]

Where this man dates[00:00:50]

This Xerox machine [00:00:52]

So his girlfriend gets mad[00:00:54]

And she murders the cad[00:00:56]

To the tune of "Begin the Beguine"[00:00:57]

In this most unusual [00:01:01]

Most unusual most unusual play [00:01:03]

Oh the language is a bit loose;[00:01:12]

It's decidedly not Mother Goose [00:01:15]

Outside on the marquee[00:01:19]

This quotation you'll see:[00:01:20]

"I was shocked "[00:01:22]

And it's signed Lenny Bruce [00:01:23]

It's a play where[00:01:26]

Something went wrong[00:01:27]

'Cause it's five hours [00:01:29]

Twelve minutes long [00:01:30]

If you sit there my friend [00:01:33]

From beginning to end[00:01:34]

Then your bladder better be strong [00:01:36]

There are people hitting people;[00:01:40]

There's a couple in a cage [00:01:43]

There's neurotics [00:01:47]

There's narcotics [00:01:49]

And the bathroom is[00:01:50]

Right on the stage [00:01:52]

It's a great big critical smash [00:01:54]

And it's raking in all kinds of cash [00:01:57]

But the theater's appalling[00:02:01]

With things that are crawling;[00:02:03]

I think I am getting a rash[00:02:05]

From this most unusual [00:02:08]

Most unusual most unusual play[00:02:10]