《T.V. Land》歌词

歌曲： T.V. Land

所属专辑：Dueces Wild

歌手： Vast Aire

时长： 02:37

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T V Land - Vast Aire[00:00:00]

Intro[00:00:07]

Yo son Willie Dynamite said[00:00:08]

'He wanna hit you son'[00:00:09]

What you gon' do [00:00:11]

Oh nah he don't want it with me[00:00:12]

Oh nah shit I'll bring the Earth [00:00:13]

Wind & the Fire[00:00:15]

Word [00:00:16]

When God made rap he came to me[00:00:17]

He said 'What you wanna do '[00:00:19]

I said do this [00:00:20]

This ain't Parker Lewis but you gon' lose[00:00:21]

Cuz I can do karate in platform shoes[00:00:23]

Hold your breath till your face turns blue[00:00:27]

I'm like Dolemite mixed with Doctor Who[00:00:29]

With a little bit of Sonny Chiba[00:00:32]

I like to smoke cheeba and keep a fly bird[00:00:34]

Then I tie my sneaker[00:00:36]

You need to keep ya mouth zipped[00:00:38]

If this was pre-school [00:00:40]

I got the Cheese Nips[00:00:41]

I seen Popeye get done in Uh-huh[00:00:43]

Survival of the fittest [00:00:45]

We will eat yo spinach[00:00:47]

I think Olive Oyl tried to mix in[00:00:48]

Her ass got broke cuz she was too thin[00:00:51]

Did she have a chance I don't think so[00:00:54]

Call Pink Panther - Inspector Clouseau[00:00:56]

Let's get 'em for info see what he knows[00:00:59]

And watch the face of grown Pinocchio[00:01:01]

No'm'sain so I ran up there [00:01:06]

We hopped in the car[00:01:08]

It was like six of us deep [00:01:09]

We wasn't having it[00:01:11]

I went straight to that nigga's club[00:01:12]

I was like yup [00:01:14]

Hell up in Harlem uptown Saturday night[00:01:15]

Foxy Brown and Claudine had a fight[00:01:18]

And even though it was awful[00:01:20]

It got a little worse once they jumped Sparkle[00:01:23]

Black Caesar fell out the wagon[00:01:26]

But he can switch[00:01:28]

His hand like Enter the Dragon[00:01:29]

Superfly running shit like a gentleman[00:01:31]

Cleopatra Jones smacked Lady Heroin[00:01:34]

Bad Ass got mad cuz he lost his hat[00:01:37]

That dude's a bad mutha - stop that [00:01:39]

He smacked a girl[00:01:42]

Back flipped her rocked her world[00:01:43]

And then he went for Cornbread Earl[00:01:45]

He choked him out had him in a headlock[00:01:47]

We was like 'What Judo does he got '[00:01:50]

You know my style is Bulletproof[00:01:53]

Like Clark Kent when he slips[00:01:55]

Out of the phone booth[00:01:57]

Yo it was crazy dawg [00:01:58]

Yo chairs was thrown everywhere[00:02:01]

Tables was flipping [00:02:03]

I was like let's get the hell out of here[00:02:04]

Let's go home[00:02:07]

We had to bounce[00:02:09]

We did the Hollywood Shuffle[00:02:10]

I kissed my girl;[00:02:11]

She was like 'I love you'[00:02:12]

Hopped out the car[00:02:14]

Checking my body for scars[00:02:15]

That's when me and my brother saw the Drug Czar[00:02:17]

It was Willie Dynamite[00:02:20]

He just left the fight[00:02:21]

He was like 'It wasn't me [00:02:22]

I was here all night'[00:02:23]

Then he pulled out [00:02:24]

And he shot my brother[00:02:26]

Hopped in the car [00:02:27]

'I'm gonna get you suckers '[00:02:28]