《King of Suede》歌词

歌曲： King of Suede

所属专辑：Permanent Record: Al In The Box

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 04:17

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King Of Suede - Weird Al Yankovic[00:00:01]

There's a sale on our gabardine suits today [00:00:18]

They're all thirty percent off from yesterday [00:00:25]

There's Fortrel polyester leather wool and tweed [00:00:33]

Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need [00:00:40]

We've got every color we've got ev'ry shade [00:00:43]

We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade [00:00:51]

We got every fabric that was ever made [00:00:55]

But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede [00:00:58]

We got portly and regular and extra-long [00:01:05]

(Is my size up there )[00:01:09]

We got tailors to fix it if it comes out wrong [00:01:13]

(Is my size up there )[00:01:17]

We got all kinds of sweatshirts you can take your pick [00:01:21]

(Is my size up there )[00:01:25]

With the collars ripped off like that Flashdance flick [00:01:27]

(Is my size up there )[00:01:32]

Our prices are low my staff is underpaid [00:01:35]

You can buy off the rack or have it custom made [00:01:39]

And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade [00:01:43]

'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede [00:01:46]

If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom [00:01:53]

(Is my size up there )[00:01:57]

We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan [00:02:00]

(Is my size up there )[00:02:04]

We got jackets with patches on the elbows too [00:02:08]

(Is my size up there )[00:02:12]

And we'll sell 'em all factory-direct to you [00:02:15]

(Is my size up there )[00:02:20]

Well I never made it past the second grade [00:02:23]

It took all of my life for me to learn this trade [00:02:26]

But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made [00:02:30]

'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede [00:02:34]

There's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits [00:02:38]

Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots [00:02:42]

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose [00:02:46]

Do what you want but don't step on my blue suede shoes [00:02:49]

King of Suede [00:03:01]

Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale [00:03:08]

(Is my size up there )[00:03:12]

Look for our color catalog in next week's mail [00:03:15]

(Is my size up there )[00:03:20]

There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today [00:03:23]

It's the same old sale as yesterday [00:03:30]

Thirty years in the same location I have stayed [00:03:38]

There I am right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade [00:03:41]

I got tough competition but I'm not afraid [00:03:45]

'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede [00:03:49]

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King of Suede [00:04:02]

I'll always be King of Suede [00:04:05]

I'll always be King of Suede[00:04:09]