《Men And Women(Live)》歌词

歌曲： Men And Women(Live)

所属专辑：Nut Sack (Explicit)

歌手： Rodney Carrington

时长： 04:07

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Men And Women (Live) - Rodney Carrington[00:00:00]

You women have so much power in your pants[00:00:01]

You have no clue[00:00:04]

You have to much power[00:00:08]

That little hairy critter you got in[00:00:09]

You bridges causes more shit than anything else[00:00:11]

In this world if i had a twat in[00:00:13]

My bridges i'd be in a hotel room right now[00:00:16]

With eight guys cause[00:00:19]

I'm a big old hoar you have to much power[00:00:19]

You can in the front yard and tell your man now[00:00:27]

You go out there and eat that when you come back[00:00:29]

You can have some you know what he'd do whah whah[00:00:31]

He come running back into the house[00:00:39]

With a chocolate ring around his lips[00:00:40]

I did it you stupid son of a bitch[00:00:43]

I was kiddin well i still get the pussy don't[00:00:47]

I well no you got shit in your mouth[00:00:52]

Thank god for hands i'm 34 years old[00:00:56]

I jack off more now than i did when[00:01:00]

I discovered it when i discovered it[00:01:02]

I loved it man this feels great[00:01:05]

What the f**k was that i can't see i can't see[00:01:07]

How many women masturbate look 10 of you horseshit is[00:01:17]

That a 14 biljon dollar a year dildo[00:01:26]

Business i think it is then 10 women out here keeping[00:01:28]

It going horseshit[00:01:31]

Women do it i just do it in private found[00:01:36]

Her hanging against the washingmachine while folding clothes[00:01:39]

Whooooooooo shit what are you doing[00:01:42]

I'm folding clothes shit and i watched and[00:01:46]

Then men get all the shit cause we're the horny ones[00:01:59]

You know you're always horny that's all you ever wanna do[00:02:02]

I know because one of us had to be[00:02:06]

One of women had to be the horny ones[00:02:10]

So it's men women don't think like[00:02:13]

We do they're emotional creatures if[00:02:15]

They did we'd all in a big right now[00:02:18]

Which would be hell a lot of fun[00:02:22]

That's why men created sports men created sports cause[00:02:26]

They get tired of thinking about pussy 4 hours a day[00:02:29]

Because sex is all about find[00:02:33]

Them a girl getting in the little spot find her get[00:02:34]

There it's all it's about and[00:02:37]

If you look at sports it's the same way cause men created[00:02:43]

Them footbal upright through the middle[00:02:46]

We put hair on the post is[00:02:48]

It wouldn't too offensive basketball hole 5 guys fighting[00:02:49]

5 other guys for a hole just like being in a nightclub[00:02:55]

And off course tennis was invented by a women cause[00:03:03]

That's just her doing back and forth back and forth[00:03:05]

Back and forth[00:03:08]

Which goes back to the power issue[00:03:11]

If there is an argument at my house[00:03:13]

My wife can take the puss run in another room[00:03:14]

And hold it hostage all of a sudden[00:03:16]

I am a hostage negotiator have you harmed[00:03:19]

He hostage in any way press the hostage against[00:03:23]

The window so i can see[00:03:27]

It why is the hostage smoking[00:03:36]

White sigar we know you got demands[00:03:37]

What are they she wants to go shopping shit[00:03:45]

And a new car f**k she wants a helicopter god damn[00:03:48]

We can do that i tell you a helicopter[00:03:53]

Helicopter helicopter helicopter[00:03:54]

Thanks a lot everybody for coming out i hope[00:03:58]

You had a great time i did thank[00:03:59]

You good night thank you very much[00:04:01]