《The Real Slim Shady (Radio Version) [In the Style of ”Eminem”] {Karaoke Demonstration Version With Lead Vocal}》歌词

歌曲： The Real Slim Shady (Radio Version) [In the Style of ”Eminem”] {Karaoke Demonstration Version With Lead Vocal}

所属专辑：The Karaoke Channel - R&B/Hip-Hop Vol. 15

歌手： The Karaoke Channel

时长： 04:44

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The Real Slim Shady [In the Style of Eminem[00:00:00]

(In the Style of Eminem) (Karaoke Lead Vocal Version)[00:00:02]

May I have your attention please[00:00:03]

May I have your attention please[00:00:05]

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:00:08]

I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:00:12]

We're going to have a problem here[00:00:16]

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before[00:00:18]

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door[00:00:20]

Started whoopin her a** worse than before[00:00:23]

They first get divorced throwing her over furniture[00:00:24]

It's the return of the[00:00:27]

Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he[00:00:28]

And Dr Dre said[00:00:32]

Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha）[00:00:34]

Feminist women love Eminem[00:00:37]

Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him[00:00:38]

Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what[00:00:41]

Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though[00:00:43]

Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose[00:00:45]

But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms[00:00:48]

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose[00:00:50]

But can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump[00:00:53]

A dead moose[00:00:54]

My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips[00:00:55]

And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss[00:00:57]

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids[00:00:59]

And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is[00:01:01]

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is[00:01:04]

By the time they hit 4th grade[00:01:06]

They got the discovery channel don't they[00:01:07]

We ain't nothing but mammals well[00:01:09]

Some of us cannibals[00:01:11]

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes[00:01:12]

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes[00:01:14]

Then there's no reason that a man[00:01:15]

And another man can't elope[00:01:17]

But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote[00:01:18]

Women wave your panty hoes sing[00:01:20]

The chorus and it goes[00:01:22]

I'm Slim Shady[00:01:23]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:24]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:01:25]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:01:27]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:01:29]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:01:32]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:32]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:01:33]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:01:36]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:01:37]

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records[00:01:41]

Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too[00:01:43]

You think I give a damm about a Grammy[00:01:46]

Half of you critics can't even stomach[00:01:47]

Me let alone stand me[00:01:49]

But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird[00:01:50]

Why So you guys can just lie to get me here[00:01:52]

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears[00:01:54]

Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs[00:01:57]

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst[00:01:59]

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first[00:02:02]

Little b**ch put me on blast on TV[00:02:04]

Yeah he's cute[00:02:06]

But I think he's married to Kim hehe[00:02:07]

I should download her audio on mp3[00:02:09]

And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D[00:02:11]

I'm sick of you little girl and boy group[00:02:13]

S all you do is annoy me[00:02:15]

So I've been sent here to destroy you[00:02:16]

And theres a million of us just like me[00:02:18]

Who cuss like me[00:02:20]

Who just don't give a f**k like me[00:02:21]

Who dress like me[00:02:22]

Walk talk and act like me[00:02:23]

It just might be the next best thing[00:02:24]

But not quite me[00:02:26]

I'm Slim Shady[00:02:27]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:28]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:02:29]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:02:31]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:02:33]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:02:36]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:37]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:02:38]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:02:41]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:02:42]

I'm like a headtrip to listen to[00:02:46]

Cause I'm only giving you[00:02:47]

Things you joke about with your friends[00:02:48]

Inside your living room[00:02:49]

The only difference is[00:02:50]

I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll[00:02:51]

And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all[00:02:53]

I just get on the mic and spit it[00:02:55]

And whether you like to admit it[00:02:57]

I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there[00:02:58]

Then you wonder how can kidz eat up[00:03:01]

These albums like valiums[00:03:03]

Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when I'm 30[00:03:04]

Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty[00:03:06]

Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off[00:03:08]

With Jergens and I'm jerking[00:03:10]

But this whole bag of viagra isn't working[00:03:11]

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'[00:03:13]

He could be workin at Burger King[00:03:15]

Spitten on your onion rings[00:03:16]

Or in the parking lot circling[00:03:18]

Screaming I don't give a f**k[00:03:20]

With his windows down and system up[00:03:21]

So will the real Shady please stand up[00:03:22]

And put one of those fingures on each hand up[00:03:25]

And to be proud to be outta[00:03:27]

Your mind and outta control[00:03:28]

And one more time loud as you can how does it go[00:03:29]

Cuz I'm Slim Shady[00:03:32]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:32]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:33]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:03:36]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:03:38]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:03:41]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:42]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:43]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:03:45]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:03:47]

I'm Slim Shady[00:03:50]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:51]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:52]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:03:54]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:03:56]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:04:00]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:04:00]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:04:02]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:04:04]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:04:05]