所属专辑:Crimes Of The Mind
时长: 05:04
Trials And Tribulations - Phish[00:00:00]
The swiss miss girl made her fortune[00:00:17]
Doing commercials on TV[00:00:19]
But easy come[00:00:23]
Easy go was her philosophy[00:00:25]
She spent all of her money[00:00:29]
She was searching for some cash[00:00:32]
So she went to her friend capt 'n crunch[00:00:35]
Whom she'd met at a hollywood bash[00:00:38]
The second that he saw her[00:00:43]
He said I bet you're in need[00:00:45]
Of some dough[00:00:47]
Perplexed and confused she asked him[00:00:49]
Oh but captain how did you know[00:00:51]
Laughingly he responded[00:00:55]
It was really just a lucky hunch[00:00:57]
With tears in her eyes she pleaded[00:01:00]
Will you help me out capt 'n crunch[00:01:03]
The trials and tribulations[00:01:17]
Of the swiss miss girl[00:01:20]
She's got a famous reputation[00:01:23]
And she's known throughout the world[00:01:26]
But life's no bed of roses[00:01:29]
She would change things if she could[00:01:32]
She plans to make a brand new start[00:01:35]
And move out of hollywood[00:01:38]
The captain now was grinning[00:02:10]
He felt he had her in the palm of his hand[00:02:13]
He said darlin' you're a penniless woman[00:02:16]
And I'm a wealthy man[00:02:19]
You know the rules of the game by now[00:02:22]
I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine[00:02:25]
He said let me take you out[00:02:28]
And we'll talk about this[00:02:29]
Over a bottle of wine[00:02:31]
The swiss miss girl was disgusted[00:02:35]
And she smacked him right in his face[00:02:38]
Then she took his hat[00:02:41]
And she stamped on that[00:02:42]
Just to put him in his place[00:02:44]
But the old man was persistent[00:02:47]
He would not be undaunted[00:02:50]
The more that he'd been taunted[00:02:53]
The more she turned him on[00:02:55]
Then the captain made a pass at the swiss miss girl[00:03:03]
Tryin' to show her his affection[00:03:06]
She screamed for help[00:03:09]
And when she did[00:03:10]
Mr clean me[00:03:12]
Came to her protection[00:03:15]
The trials and tribulations[00:03:19]
Of the swiss miss girl[00:03:22]
She's got a famous reputation[00:03:25]
And she's known throughout the world[00:03:28]
But life's no bed of roses[00:03:31]
She would change things if she could[00:03:33]
She plans to make a brand new start[00:03:36]
And move out of hollywood[00:03:40]