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Harper Valley P.T.A. - Small Faces (小面孔乐队)/The Yardbirds[00:00:00]
I want to tell you all the story[00:00:08]
'Bout a Harper Valley widowed wife[00:00:10]
Who had a teenage daughter[00:00:16]
Who attended Harper Valley Junior High[00:00:18]
Well, her daughter came home[00:00:24]
One afternoon[00:00:26]
And didn't even stop to play[00:00:27]
And she said, "Mom, I got a note here[00:00:32]
From the Harper Valley PTA"[00:00:34]
Well, the note says, "Mrs. Johnson[00:00:40]
You're wearing your dresses way too high[00:00:42]
It's reported you've been drinkin'[00:00:47]
And a runnin' 'round with men[00:00:49]
And goin' wild[00:00:51]
"And we don't believe you ought to be[00:00:55]
A bringin' up your little girl this way[00:00:58]
And it was signed by the secretary[00:01:03]
Harper Valley PTA[00:01:06]
Well, it happened that the PTA[00:01:11]
Was gonna meet that very afternoon[00:01:13]
And boy were sure surprised[00:01:19]
When Mrs. Johnson wore her miniskirt[00:01:20]
Into the room[00:01:23]
And as she walked up to the[00:01:27]
Blackboard I can still recall[00:01:28]
The words she had to say[00:01:30]
She said, "I'd like to address this[00:01:34]
Meeting Of the Harper Valley PTA"[00:01:37]
"Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin'[00:01:42]
There And seven times he asked me[00:01:44]
For a date[00:01:46]
And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to[00:01:50]
Use a lotta ice[00:01:52]
Whenever he's away"[00:01:54]
"And Mr. Baker, can you tell us[00:01:58]
Why your secretary had to[00:02:00]
Leave this town?[00:02:02]
And shouldn't widow Jones be told[00:02:06]
To keep her window shades all pulled[00:02:08]
Completely down?"[00:02:10]
"Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here[00:02:14]
'Cause he stayed too long[00:02:16]
At Kelly's Bar again[00:02:17]
And if you'll smell Shirley[00:02:21]
Thompson's breath[00:02:23]
You'll find she's had a[00:02:24]
Little nip of gin[00:02:25]
"And then you have the nerve to tell me[00:02:29]
You think that as a mother I not fit[00:02:31]
Well, this is just a little Payton Place[00:02:37]
And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites"[00:02:39]
No, I wouldn't put you on[00:02:45]
Because it really[00:02:46]
Did it happened just this way[00:02:48]
That day my mama socked it[00:02:53]
To the Harper Valley PTA[00:02:54]
That day my mama socked it[00:03:00]
To the Harper Valley PTA[00:03:02]