《(The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs》歌词

歌曲： (The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs

所属专辑：Hairspray (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

歌手： Linda Hart&Marissa Jaret

时长： 02:53

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(The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs - Linda Hart/Marissa Jaret Winokur/Kerry Butler[00:00:00]

Well I brought my own '45 s[00:00:04]

So if you put 'em on[00:00:05]

I'll show you my stuff[00:00:06]

Haven't you already shown us enough[00:00:07]

Oh my god how times have changed[00:00:10]

This girl's either blind or completely deranged[00:00:13]

Ah but time seemed to halt[00:00:16]

When I was miss baltimore crabs[00:00:18]

Childhood dreams for me were cracked[00:00:23]

When that damn shirley temple[00:00:27]

Stole my freakin' act[00:00:28]

But the crown's in the vault[00:00:30]

From when I won miss baltimore crabs[00:00:32]

Those poor runner ups[00:00:37]

Might still hold some grudges[00:00:38]

They padded their cups[00:00:40]

But I screwed the judges[00:00:42]

Those broads thought they'd win[00:00:43]

If a plate they would spin[00:00:45]

In their dance not a chance[00:00:47]

'Cause I hit the stage batons ablaze[00:00:50]

While belting high c's and preparing souffles[00:00:54]

With that triple somersault[00:00:57]

Was how I clinched miss baltimore crabs[00:00:59]

Proceed are you scared we're on live[00:01:03]

No I'm sure I can cope[00:01:06]

Well this show isn't broadcast[00:01:07]

In cinemascope[00:01:09]

I never drank one chocolate malt[00:01:10]

No no desserts for miss baltimore crabs[00:01:12]

How many sweaters do you own[00:01:17]

Well I'm sure I've got plenty[00:01:19]

Let me see I have three five[00:01:20]

No wait I have twenty[00:01:23]

I would say oy gevalt'[00:01:24]

If I wasn't miss baltimore crabs[00:01:26]

A tycoon I wed so cuddly and funny[00:01:31]

The old fart dropped dead[00:01:34]

But left tons of money[00:01:36]

So I bought this station[00:01:38]

So all of the nation could see[00:01:39]

Baby amber and me[00:01:42]

Do you dance like you dress[00:01:44]

Amber there's no need to be cruel[00:01:46]

Would you swim in an integrated pool[00:01:48]

I sure would I'm all for integration[00:01:51]

It's the new frontier[00:01:53]

Not in baltimore it isn't[00:01:54]

And may I be frank[00:01:56]

First impressions can be tough[00:01:58]

And when I saw you I knew it[00:01:59]

If your size weren't enough[00:02:01]

Your last answer just blew it[00:02:03]

And so my dear so short and stout[00:02:04]

You'll never be in so we're kicking you out[00:02:08]

You can't get past me kid[00:02:11]

But it isn't your fault[00:02:13]

It's hard to get rid of miss baltimore crabs[00:02:15]

You may go thank you gee tracy[00:02:28]

That went well[00:02:31]

Hello may I please audition[00:02:36]

No but you can bow and exalt[00:02:37]

'Cause I am miss baltimore crabs[00:02:40]

Crabs crabs crabs[00:02:46]