所属专辑:The Best Of Del Tha Funkee Homosapien (The Elektra Years) : The B-Boy Handbook
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Sleepin' On My Couch (Remastered LP Version) - Del Tha Funkee Homosapien[00:00:00]
Get your lazy butt up off my couch[00:00:09]
Get your lazy butt up off[00:00:11]
Get your lazy butt up off[00:00:14]
Get your lazy butt up off my couch[00:00:16]
It seems nowadays friends step to me bogus[00:00:18]
And end up on my couch at night without notice[00:00:21]
It's cool to have a friend over every now and then but[00:00:23]
I gotta have my space[00:00:25]
And I don't wanna see their face[00:00:27]
Like every single day of the week talk is cheap[00:00:28]
You betta find yourself another place to sleep[00:00:31]
It ain't my fault that ya moms got fed up[00:00:33]
And now you wanna come to my crib and wet my bed up[00:00:36]
You better find a job so you can get an apartment[00:00:38]
And you can save your crocodile tears don't even start with[00:00:41]
The sob stories I got enough from the other seven brothas[00:00:43]
In the den playing genesis[00:00:46]
D**n I can't win at this[00:00:47]
Seems like I'm gonna have to flip[00:00:49]
And tell those other brothas that they're gonna have to skip[00:00:51]
I've had it up to here with these lazy cats[00:00:53]
They keep sleeping on my couch and I'm tired of that[00:00:56]
Get your lazy butt up off my couch[00:00:59]
Get your lazy butt up off[00:01:01]
Get your lazy butt up off my couch[00:01:03]
Get your lazy butt up off[00:01:06]
People come to my house and kinda wonder where the squadron's at[00:01:08]
They're not gone they're just down at the laundrymat[00:01:11]
Because they wear the same pairs of clothing[00:01:13]
I'm taking up crazy patience just holding[00:01:15]
My temper[00:01:18]
I'm about to start charging rent for[00:01:19]
Every single brother that kicked it with my mother eating biscuits[00:01:21]
On Saturday morning like a family[00:01:24]
The minute they step it's like moms is crazy mad at me[00:01:25]
Cause they're in my mother's room watching television[00:01:28]
I feel like giving 'em the boot and say the hell with 'em[00:01:31]
But if I give 'em the boot I'm not a friend though[00:01:33]
Even though my room smells like dime bags of indo[00:01:36]
But I can't pretend like I haven't been peepin' it[00:01:38]
Even mom knows that my brothas been sleeping on[00:01:40]
My couch for weeks so your speeches fall flat[00:01:42]
They keep sleeping on my couch and I'm tired of that[00:01:45]
Get your lazy butt up off my couch[00:01:48]
Get your lazy butt up off[00:01:51]
Get your lazy butt up off my couch[00:01:53]
Get your lazy butt up off[00:01:56]
Maybe this was just my upbringing perhaps[00:01:58]
But I was taught that I shouldn't take seven day naps[00:02:00]
At other brothas cribs like I don't have a home[00:02:03]
Brothas on my couch so much there's like foam[00:02:05]
Coming out the seams and a pair of jeans[00:02:08]
Is missing from my closet I wonder why I even bother being friendly[00:02:10]
They're running my a** like the indy 5000[00:02:14]
They went and wrinkled my mother's blouse[00:02:16]
When they snuck downstairs for a midnight snack[00:02:18]
And ate the last slice of bread and a box of apple jacks[00:02:20]
Then they hit the sack with the stereo blasting[00:02:23]
And even little Tyson is fed up so I'm asking[00:02:25]
You all to jet before I get upset[00:02:28]
And throw each and every one of you bums out on your back[00:02:30]
My house is a mess so step ya little pest[00:02:33]
Who was sleeping on my couch cause I'm tired of that[00:02:35]
Get your lazy butt up off my couch[00:02:38]
Get your lazy butt up off[00:02:41]
Get your lazy butt up off my couch[00:02:43]
Get your lazy butt up off[00:02:46]
Get your lazy butt up off my couch[00:02:58]
Get your lazy butt up off[00:03:01]
Get your lazy butt up off[00:03:03]
Get your lazy butt up off my couch[00:03:05]
Get your lazy butt up off my couch[00:03:08]
Get your lazy butt up off[00:03:11]
Get your lazy butt up off[00:03:13]
Get your lazy butt up off my couch[00:03:15]