《Why Don’t Women Like Me?》歌词

歌曲： Why Don’t Women Like Me?

所属专辑：The Essential Collection

歌手： Clinton Ford

时长： 02:52

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Why Don't Women Like Me? - Clinton Ford[00:00:00]

Now I know I'm not handsome[00:00:05]

No good looks or wealth[00:00:08]

But the girls I chase say my plain face[00:00:10]

Will compromise their health[00:00:12]

Now I know fellahs worse than me[00:00:15]

Bow-legged and boss-eyed[00:00:17]

Walking out with lovely women[00:00:20]

Clinging to their side[00:00:22]

Now if women like them like men like those[00:00:25]

Why don't women like me[00:00:27]

Look at Empress Josephine[00:00:30]

The most attractive woman that ever was seen[00:00:32]

Yet Napoleon short and fat[00:00:35]

Captivates a lovely looking girl like that[00:00:37]

Well if women like them like men like those[00:00:39]

Why don't women like me hey-hey[00:00:42]

Why don't women like me[00:00:45]

Last night I went out walking[00:00:52]

My intentions were to click[00:00:54]

But the sights I saw while walking out[00:00:57]

They nearly made me sick[00:01:00]

I saw a lot of lovely girls[00:01:02]

Attractive little dears[00:01:04]

Arm in arm with ugly men[00:01:07]

With cauliflower ears[00:01:09]

Well if women like them like men like those[00:01:12]

Why don't women like me[00:01:15]

What can the attraction be[00:01:17]

That's the thing that always starts to worry me[00:01:19]

Although I haven't got a bean[00:01:22]

I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen[00:01:24]

Well if women like them like men like those[00:01:27]

Why don't women like me hey-hey[00:01:30]

Why don't women like me[00:01:32]

Now I went on my holidays[00:01:40]

Down to the gay seaside[00:01:42]

I saw a lot of things there[00:01:44]

Being hidden by the tide[00:01:47]

The way the women jumped around[00:01:49]

The men there in the sea[00:01:52]

Made me think that there[00:01:54]

Is still a good chance left for me[00:01:56]

'Cause if women like them like men like those[00:01:59]

Why don't women like me[00:02:02]

Of all the shapes and sizes there[00:02:05]

I've got a chance of clicking yet I do declare[00:02:07]

Oh I don't want to be a nark[00:02:09]

I saw a lot of things below the water mark[00:02:12]

Well if women like them like men like those[00:02:14]

Why don't women like me hey-hey[00:02:17]

Why don't women like me[00:02:19]

Well if women like them like men like those[00:02:22]

Why don't women like me[00:02:24]

Take Lord Nelson with one limb[00:02:27]

Lady William Hamilton she fell for him[00:02:29]

With one eye and one arm gone west[00:02:32]

She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest[00:02:34]

Well if women like them like men like those[00:02:37]

Why don't women like me hey-hey[00:02:39]

Why don't women like me[00:02:42]