所属专辑:Taylor Swift
歌手: Beans On Toast
时长: 02:49
Taylor Swift - Beans On Toast[00:00:00]
Lyrics by:Jay McAllister[00:00:00]
Composed by:Jay McAllister[00:00:00]
Arranged by:Beans On Toast[00:00:00]
If you could have a drink with anybody[00:00:01]
Dead or alive[00:00:02]
Fictional or non-Fictional[00:00:03]
Who would you have a drink with[00:00:05]
Well that's a question asked to me by a friend of mine[00:00:07]
While making conversation on a long drive[00:00:10]
I didn't really think about it just gave the answer quick[00:00:13]
I dunno I said Maybe Taylor Swift[00:00:15]
He said he think he'd like to have[00:00:18]
A drink with Tom Waits[00:00:19]
And instantly I wondered if[00:00:20]
I'd made a mistake[00:00:22]
S**t f**k wait hang on can I change my choice[00:00:23]
In fact I think I'd like to have a drink[00:00:25]
With Bill Hicks[00:00:27]
But we both know he's dead[00:00:28]
And Tom Waits doesn't drink these days[00:00:29]
And why are we speaking hypothetically anyway[00:00:31]
Because Favour Flav always said[00:00:33]
Don't believe the hype[00:00:35]
Celebrity can be our integrity tonight[00:00:36]
I'd like to have a pint with John Lennon[00:00:41]
A pint of John Smiths[00:00:44]
With Bruce Sprigsteeen[00:00:46]
Noam Chomsky[00:00:47]
And Joey from Dawson's Creek[00:00:49]
Jennifer Eagan[00:00:51]
Tyler Durden[00:00:52]
And Kate Tempest[00:00:54]
Tom Robbins[00:00:56]
Todd Snyder[00:00:57]
And Conor Oberst[00:00:59]
Now don't you even think about it this round's on me[00:01:01]
Knowing we'll have a bit of Jennifer a G n' T[00:01:04]
And hypothetically if I could choose the venue as well[00:01:06]
I'd chose the monarch in Camden Town[00:01:09]
I'm more than just a regular I'm there like every day[00:01:11]
I really like the bar staff and that old arcade[00:01:14]
I can't wait to see the look on Mark the manager's face[00:01:16]
When Bruce comes in and asks for a drink[00:01:19]
Maybe we can get him to do a few tunes[00:01:21]
And while we're at it let's invite some other friends along[00:01:24]
I'd like to have a drink with Jack White[00:01:28]
A shot of Jack Daniels[00:01:31]
With Jam Baxter[00:01:33]
Chaz and Dave[00:01:34]
And the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles[00:01:35]
Russell Brand[00:01:38]
Adam Curtis[00:01:39]
And Mohammed Ali[00:01:41]
Well I'm pretty sure that he's tee-totalled[00:01:43]
But he can join us for a cup of tea[00:01:45]
Now the party's getting started[00:01:48]
Bruce is on the guitar[00:01:49]
Kate is on the microphone[00:01:50]
And Dave is on the drums[00:01:52]
Hypothetically the party is in full swing[00:01:53]
Michelangelo's getting the pizzas in[00:01:55]
Then suddenly it hits me[00:01:58]
What the f**k have I done[00:01:59]
I've invited all these people and I don't know anyone[00:02:00]
Why isn't my wife standing here by my side[00:02:03]
S**t she's the first person that I would invite[00:02:05]
And what the hell do you think my mum is gonna do[00:02:07]
When she finds out I'm playing John Lennon at pool[00:02:10]
Drop her a text she'll be here in a flash[00:02:12]
And when you think about it[00:02:15]
Who are your real mates[00:02:17]
I'd like to have a drink with Jonny Manning[00:02:21]
A bottle of Johhny Walker[00:02:23]
With Dave Danger[00:02:25]
Ally Wolf[00:02:26]
And Bobby Banjo[00:02:28]
My brother Kez[00:02:30]
Yvonne and Jeff[00:02:31]
And little Robyn[00:02:33]
I'd like to have a drink with Skye Smead[00:02:35]
The very same friend that asked me that question[00:02:37]