所属专辑:Sunset Boulevard US [ 2005 remastered (set) ]
时长: 04:24
The Lady's Paying - Classical Artists[00:00:00]
Written by:Don Black/Christopher Hampton/Andrew Lloyd Webber[00:00:01]
Norma:[00:00:03]
Hurry up the birthday boy is on his way[00:00:04]
This is a surprise celebration[00:00:08]
I hope you've remembered everything I've said[00:00:11]
I want to see a total transformation[00:00:15]
Joe:[00:00:19]
What's all this[00:00:20]
Norma:[00:00:21]
Happy birthday darling[00:00:21]
Did you think we'd forgotten[00:00:23]
Joe:[00:00:24]
Well I don't know[00:00:24]
Norma:[00:00:25]
These people are from the best men's shop in town[00:00:26]
I had them close it down for a day[00:00:28]
Joe:[00:00:29]
Norma now listen[00:00:29]
Norma:[00:00:30]
I'll leave you boys to it[00:00:30]
Manfred:[00:00:35]
Happy birthday welcome to your shopathon[00:00:35]
Joe:[00:00:38]
What's going on[00:00:38]
Manfred:[00:00:39]
Help yourself it's all been taken care of[00:00:40]
Anyone who's anyone is dressed by me[00:00:43]
Joe:[00:00:46]
Well golly gee[00:00:46]
Manfred:[00:00:47]
Pick out anything you like a pair of[00:00:47]
You just point I'll do the rest[00:00:51]
I have brought nothing but the best[00:00:53]
You're a very lucky writer[00:00:55]
Come along now get undressed[00:00:58]
Unless I'm much mistaken[00:01:00]
That's a 42 inch chest[00:01:02]
Joe:[00:01:04]
I don't understand a word you're saying[00:01:05]
Manfred:[00:01:08]
Well all you need to know's the lady's paying[00:01:08]
It's nice to get your just reward this time of year[00:01:11]
Joe:[00:01:14]
Get out of here[00:01:15]
Manfred:[00:01:15]
And all my merchandise is strictly Kosher[00:01:16]
When you've thrown away all your old worn out stuff[00:01:19]
Joe:[00:01:22]
Hey that's enough[00:01:22]
Manfred:[00:01:23]
Perhaps you'd like to model for my brochure[00:01:24]
I have just a thing for you chalk stripe suits[00:01:28]
Salesman:[00:01:31]
In black[00:01:31]
Or blue[00:01:31]
Glen paid trousers[00:01:32]
Cashmere sweaters[00:01:33]
Bathing shorts for Malibu[00:01:34]
Here's a patent leather lace up[00:01:37]
It's a virtuoso shoe[00:01:39]
Manfred:[00:01:41]
And a simply marvelous coat made of vicuna[00:01:41]
Joe:[00:01:45]
You know what you can do with your vicuna[00:01:45]
Norma:[00:01:48]
Come on Joe you haven't even started yet[00:01:48]
Joe:[00:01:52]
You wanna bet[00:01:52]
Norma:[00:01:52]
I thought by now he'd look the height of fashion[00:01:53]
He always takes forever making up his mind don't be unkind[00:01:56]
I thought you writer knew about compassion[00:02:01]
I love Flannel on a man[00:02:05]
Manfred:[00:02:07]
This will complement his tan[00:02:07]
Norma:[00:02:09]
We'll take two of these and four of those[00:02:09]
Manfred:[00:02:12]
I'm still your greatest fan[00:02:12]
Very soon now we'll have stopped him looking like an also ran[00:02:13]
Joe:[00:02:18]
You're going to make me sorry that I'm staying[00:02:18]
Norma:[00:02:21]
Well all right I'll choose after all I'm paying[00:02:22]
Manfred:[00:02:25]
Evening clothes[00:02:25]
Norma:[00:02:26]
I want to see your most deluxe[00:02:26]
Joe:[00:02:28]
Won't wear a tux[00:02:29]
Norma:[00:02:30]
Of course not dear tuxedos are for waiters[00:02:30]
Manfred:[00:02:33]
What we need are tails a white tie and top hat[00:02:33]
Joe:[00:02:36]
I can't wear that[00:02:37]
Norma:[00:02:37]
Joe second rate clothes are for second raters[00:02:38]
Joe:[00:02:40]
Norma please[00:02:41]
Norma:[00:02:41]
Shut up I'm rich[00:02:42]
Not some platinum blonde *[00:02:43]
I own so many apartments[00:02:45]
I've forgotten which is which[00:02:47]
Joe:[00:02:49]
I don't have to go to premieres[00:02:49]
I'm never on display[00:02:52]
You seem to forget that I'm a writer[00:02:54]
Who cares what you wear when you're a writer[00:02:58]
Norma:[00:03:01]
I care Joe and please don't be so mean to me[00:03:01]
Joe:[00:03:04]
OK all right[00:03:05]
Norma:[00:03:06]
You can't come to my New Year's Eve party[00:03:06]
In that filling station shirt[00:03:08]
Joe:[00:03:10]
I've been invited somewhere else on New Year's Eve[00:03:10]
Norma:[00:03:13]
Where[00:03:13]
Joe:[00:03:14]
Artie Green[00:03:14]
He's an old friend of mine[00:03:15]
Norma:[00:03:16]
I can't do without you Joe I need you[00:03:17]
I've sent out every single invitation[00:03:21]
Joe:[00:03:25]
All right Norma I give in[00:03:26]
Norma:[00:03:27]
Of course you do[00:03:28]
And when they've dressed you[00:03:29]
You'll cause a sensation[00:03:31]
Salesmen:[00:03:34]
We equip the chosen few of movieland[00:03:35]
Manfred:[00:03:37]
The latest cut[00:03:38]
Salesmen:[00:03:39]
We dress every movie star and crooner[00:03:39]
From their shiny toecaps to their hatband[00:03:42]
Manfred:[00:03:45]
Conceal your gut[00:03:46]
You won't regret selecting the vicuna[00:03:47]
Salesmen:[00:03:50]
If you need a hand to shake[00:03:51]
If there's a girl you want to make[00:03:53]
If there's a soul you're out to capture[00:03:55]
Or a heart you want to break[00:03:57]
If you want the world to love you[00:04:00]
Manfred:[00:04:02]
You'll have to learn to take[00:04:02]
Salesmen:[00:04:04]
And gracefully accept the role you're playing[00:04:05]
Manfred:[00:04:08]
You will earn every cent the lady's paying[00:04:08]
Salesmen:[00:04:11]
So why not have it all[00:04:11]
Manfred:[00:04:19]
Now that didn't hurt did it[00:04:19]
Salesmen:[00:04:21]
The lady's paying[00:04:21]