所属专辑:Cowardy Custard
歌手: John Moffat
时长: 01:53
Mrs Worthington - John Moffat[00:00:00]
Don't put your daughter on the stage mrs worthington[00:00:02]
Don't put your daughter on the stage[00:00:05]
The profession is overcrowded[00:00:08]
And the struggle's pretty tough[00:00:10]
And admitting the fact[00:00:11]
She's burning to act[00:00:12]
That isn't quite enough[00:00:13]
She has nice hands[00:00:14]
Give the wretched girl her due[00:00:16]
But don't you think her bust is too[00:00:18]
Developed for her age[00:00:20]
I repeat mrs worthington[00:00:21]
Sweet mrs worthington[00:00:23]
Don't put your daughter on the stage[00:00:25]
Regarding yours[00:00:28]
Dear mrs worthington[00:00:30]
Of wednesday the twenty third[00:00:31]
Although your baby[00:00:34]
May be keen on a stage career[00:00:35]
How can I make it clear[00:00:38]
This is not a good idea[00:00:40]
For her to hope[00:00:42]
Dear mrs worthington[00:00:43]
Is on the face of it absurd[00:00:45]
Her personality[00:00:48]
Is not in reality[00:00:50]
Exciting enough[00:00:51]
Inviting enough[00:00:52]
For this particular sphere[00:00:53]
Don't put your daughter on the stage mrs worthington[00:00:55]
Don't put your daughter on the stage[00:00:58]
She's a bit of an ugly duckling[00:01:01]
You must honestly confess[00:01:03]
And the width of her seat[00:01:05]
Would surely defeat[00:01:06]
Her chances of success[00:01:06]
It's a loud voice[00:01:08]
And though it's not exactly flat[00:01:10]
She'll need a little more than that[00:01:11]
To earn a living wage[00:01:13]
On my knees mrs worthington[00:01:14]
Please mrs worthington[00:01:16]
Don't put your daughter on the stage[00:01:18]
Don't put your daughter on the stage mrs worthington[00:01:21]
Don't put your daughter on the stage[00:01:25]
Though they said at the school of acting[00:01:28]
She was lovely as peer gynt[00:01:29]
I fear on the whole[00:01:31]
An ingénue role[00:01:32]
Would emphasize her squint[00:01:33]
She's a big girl[00:01:34]
And though her teeth are fairly good[00:01:36]
She's not the type I ever would[00:01:38]
Be eager to engage[00:01:39]
No more buts mrs worthington[00:01:41]
Nuts mrs worthington[00:01:43]
Don't put your daughter on the stage[00:01:45]