《Why Does This Always Happen to Me?》歌词

歌曲： Why Does This Always Happen to Me?

所属专辑：Poodle Hat

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 04:52

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Why Does This Always Happen To Me - "Weird Al" Yankovic[00:00:00]

I was watching my TV one night[00:00:16]

When they broke in with a special report[00:00:19]

About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru[00:00:22]

There were thirty thousand crushed[00:00:29]

To death even more were buried alive[00:00:31]

On the Richter scale it measured 82[00:00:35]

And I said god please answer me one question[00:00:40]

Why'd they have to interrupt 'the Simpson's just for this[00:00:47]

What a drag 'cause I was taping it and everything[00:00:54]

And now I'll have to wait for the rerun[00:00:59]

To see the part of the show I missed[00:01:02]

Why does this always happen[00:01:06]

Why does this always happen to me[00:01:09]

Why does this always happen[00:01:12]

Why why does this always happen to me[00:01:15]

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I was driving down the highway[00:01:30]

When all the traffic slowed to a crawl[00:01:33]

There was a twelve-car pile-up everybody dead[00:01:36]

And I saw brains and guts[00:01:42]

And vital organs splattered everywhere[00:01:44]

As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head[00:01:48]

Disembodied head[00:01:52]

And I thought poor Rob I just had lunch with him[00:01:54]

Hey wait a minute he still[00:02:01]

Owes me money what a jerk[00:02:03]

Well there's five bucks[00:02:07]

That I'm never gonna see again[00:02:10]

Plus now on top of everything else[00:02:13]

It looks like I'm gonna be late to work[00:02:16]

Why does this always happen[00:02:20]

Why does this always happen to me[00:02:23]

Why does this always happen[00:02:26]

Why why does this always happen to me[00:02:29]

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Oh the other day my boss said[00:03:08]

We were running low on toner[00:03:11]

And he told me I should buy another case[00:03:14]

Well I told him I was busy[00:03:21]

But he still just kept on asking[00:03:24]

So I turned around and stabbed him[00:03:27]

In the face right in the face[00:03:29]

Oh and wouldn't you know it my knife got stuck[00:03:33]

I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then[00:03:40]

But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little[00:03:45]

And I know that blade will never ever be quite[00:03:51]

As sharp again quite as sharp again[00:03:55]

Oh tell me[00:04:00]

Why does this always happen[00:04:01]

Why does this always happen to me[00:04:05]

Why does this always happen[00:04:08]

Why does this always happen to me[00:04:10]

Why does this always happen to me[00:04:14]

Why does this always happen to me[00:04:17]

Why does this always happen to me[00:04:20]

Why does this always happen to me[00:04:23]

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