《Hole In The Ground》歌词

歌曲： Hole In The Ground

所属专辑：Best of British Comedy

歌手： Bernard Cribbins&Sophia L

时长： 01:53

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Hole In The Ground - Bernard Cribbins/Sophia Loren[00:00:00]

There I was a-digging this hole[00:00:12]

A hole in the ground so big[00:00:15]

And sort of round it was[00:00:17]

There was I digging it deep[00:00:18]

It was flat at at the bottom[00:00:20]

And the sides were steep[00:00:22]

When along comes this bloke in a bowler[00:00:23]

Which he lifted and scratched his head[00:00:27]

Well we looked down the hole[00:00:29]

Poor demented soul and he said[00:00:31]

Do you mind if I make a suggestion[00:00:34]

Don't dig there dig it elsewhere[00:00:36]

Your digging it round and it ought to be square[00:00:39]

The shape of it's wrong it's much much too long[00:00:42]

And you can't put hole where a hole don't belong[00:00:45]

I ask what a liberty eh[00:00:48]

Nearly bashed him right in the bowler[00:00:51]

Well there was I stood in me hole[00:00:53]

Shovelling earth for all I was worth[00:00:56]

There was him standing up there[00:00:59]

So grand and official with his nose in the air[00:01:02]

So I gave him a look sort of sideways[00:01:05]

And I leaned on my shovel and sighed[00:01:08]

Well I lit me a fag and[00:01:11]

Having took a drag I replied[00:01:12]

I just couldn't bear to dig it elsewhere[00:01:17]

I'm digging it round co's I don't want it square[00:01:20]

And if you disagree it doesn't bother me[00:01:23]

That's the place where the holes gonna be[00:01:27]

Well there we were discussing this hole[00:01:34]

A hole in the groud so big and sort of round it was[00:01:37]

Well it's not there now the ground's all flat[00:01:40]

And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat[00:01:43]

And that's that[00:01:48]