《The Real Slim Shady(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： The Real Slim Shady(Explicit)

所属专辑：Survival in the Ghetto (Explicit)

歌手： Dash of Honey

时长： 05:04

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The Real Slim Shady - The Hit Co. (热歌公司)[00:00:00]

May I have your attention please[00:00:08]

May I have your attention please[00:00:11]

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:00:14]

I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:00:17]

We're going to have a problem here[00:00:21]

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before[00:00:23]

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy[00:00:26]

Just burst in the door[00:00:28]

Started whoopin her a** worse than before[00:00:29]

They first get divorced throwing[00:00:30]

Her over furniture （scream）[00:00:31]

It's the return of the[00:00:33]

Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say[00:00:34]

What I think he did did he[00:00:36]

And Dr Dre said[00:00:37]

Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead[00:00:39]

He's locked in my basement （haha）[00:00:41]

Feminist women love Eminem[00:00:43]

Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him[00:00:44]

Look at him walking around[00:00:46]

Grabbing his you know what[00:00:48]

Limping to you know who yeah[00:00:49]

But hes so cute though[00:00:50]

Yea I probably got a couple of screws up[00:00:51]

In my head loose[00:00:53]

But no worse than what's going on[00:00:54]

In your parent's bedrooms[00:00:55]

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose[00:00:56]

But can't but its cool for Tom Green[00:00:58]

To hump a dead moose[00:01:00]

My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips[00:01:02]

And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss[00:01:04]

And that's the message that[00:01:06]

We deliver to little kids[00:01:07]

And expect them not to know[00:01:08]

What a womens clitoris is[00:01:09]

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is[00:01:10]

By the time they hit 4th grade[00:01:11]

They got the discovery channel don't they[00:01:12]

We ain't nothing but mammals[00:01:15]

Well some of us cannibals[00:01:16]

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes[00:01:18]

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes[00:01:20]

Then there's no reason that a man[00:01:21]

And another man can't elope[00:01:23]

But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote[00:01:24]

Women wave your panty hoes[00:01:26]

Sing the chorus and it goes[00:01:27]

I'm Slim Shady[00:01:28]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:29]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:01:30]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:01:32]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:01:34]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:01:37]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:38]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:01:39]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:01:41]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:01:43]

Will Smith don't gotta cuss[00:01:46]

In his raps to sell records[00:01:47]

Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too[00:01:48]

You think I give a damm about a Grammy[00:01:51]

Half of you critics can't even[00:01:53]

Stomach me let alone stand me[00:01:54]

But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird[00:01:56]

Why So you guys can just lie to get me here[00:01:58]

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears[00:02:00]

Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs[00:02:02]

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst[00:02:04]

And hear 'em argue over[00:02:07]

Who she gave head to first[00:02:08]

Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV[00:02:09]

Yeah he's cute but I think[00:02:12]

He's married to Kim hehe[00:02:13]

I should download her audio on mp3[00:02:14]

And show the whole world how[00:02:16]

You gave Eminem V D （scream）[00:02:17]

I'm sick of you little girl and[00:02:19]

Boy groups all you do is annoy me[00:02:21]

So I've been sent here to destroy you[00:02:22]

And theres a million of us just like me[00:02:24]

Who cuss like me[00:02:26]

Who just don't give a f**k like me[00:02:26]

Who dress like me[00:02:28]

Walk talk and act like me[00:02:28]

It just might be the next best thing[00:02:30]

But not quite me[00:02:32]

I'm Slim Shady[00:02:33]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:33]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:02:35]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:02:37]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:02:39]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:02:42]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:43]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:02:44]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:02:46]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:02:48]

I'm like a headtrip to listen to[00:02:51]

Cause I'm only giving you[00:02:52]

Things you joke about with[00:02:53]

Your friends inside your living room[00:02:54]

The only difference is I got the balls[00:02:55]

To say it in front of ya'll[00:02:57]

And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all[00:02:58]

I just get on the mic and spit it[00:03:01]

And whether you like to admit it （rip）[00:03:02]

I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there[00:03:04]

Then you wonder how can[00:03:07]

Kidz eat up these albums like valiums[00:03:08]

Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when I'm 30[00:03:10]

Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty[00:03:12]

Pinching nurses asses when[00:03:14]

I'm jackinG off with Jergens and I'm jerking[00:03:15]

But this whole bag of viagra isn't working[00:03:17]

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking[00:03:19]

He could be workin at Burger[00:03:21]

King spitten on your onion rings[00:03:22]

Or in the parking lot circling[00:03:24]

Screaming I don't give a f**k[00:03:25]

With his windows down and system up[00:03:27]

So will the real Shady please stand up[00:03:28]

And put one of those fingures on each hand up[00:03:30]

And to be proud to be outta[00:03:33]

Your mind and outta control[00:03:34]

And one more time loud as you can how does it go[00:03:35]

Cuz I'm Slim Shady[00:03:38]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:39]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:40]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:03:42]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:03:43]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:03:46]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:47]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:49]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:03:51]

Please stand up Please stand up[00:03:52]

Please stand up[00:03:55]

I'm Slim Shady[00:03:56]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:57]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:58]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:04:00]

Please stand up Please stand up[00:04:02]

Please stand up[00:04:04]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:04:05]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:04:06]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:04:07]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:04:10]

Please stand up Please stand up[00:04:11]

Please stand up[00:04:13]