《Close But No Cigar(Main Version)》歌词

歌曲： Close But No Cigar(Main Version)

所属专辑：Straight Outta Lynwood

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 03:55

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Close But No Cigar - Weird Al Yankovic[00:00:01]

Jillian was her name[00:00:07]

She was sweeter than aspartame[00:00:10]

Her kisses reconfigured my DNA[00:00:14]

And after that I never was the same[00:00:17]

And I loved her even more[00:00:21]

Than Marlon Brando loved souffle[00:00:24]

She was gorgeous she was charming[00:00:28]

Yeah she was perfect in every way[00:00:32]

Except she was always using the word "infer"[00:00:35]

When she obviously meant "imply"[00:00:40]

And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing[00:00:43]

But frankly I can't imagine why[00:00:47]

And I told her I said[00:00:50]

"Hey Are we playing horseshoes honey [00:00:51]

No I don't think we are [00:00:55]

You're close (Close )[00:00:59]

But no cigar "[00:01:02]

Then I met sweet young Janet[00:01:07]

Prettiest thing on the planet[00:01:10]

Had a body hotter than a habanjero[00:01:14]

She had lips like a ripe pomegranate[00:01:17]

And I was crazy like Manson about her[00:01:21]

She got me all choked up like Momma Cass[00:01:24]

She had a smile so incredibly radiant[00:01:28]

You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass[00:01:31]

I thought after all these years of searching around[00:01:35]

I'd found my soulmate finally[00:01:39]

But one day I found OUT she actually owned a copy[00:01:42]

Of Joe Dirt on DVD[00:01:47]

Oh no I said[00:01:49]

"Hey Are we lobbing hand grenades kiddo [00:01:51]

No I don't think we are [00:01:54]

You're close (Close )[00:01:58]

Oh so very close (Close )[00:02:01]

Yeah baby you're close (Close )[00:02:04]

So close [00:02:07]

But no cigar "[00:02:08]

(Oh yeah )[00:02:15]

(Oh no )[00:02:19]

(Oh yeah )[00:02:22]

(Oh no )[00:02:25]

(ALL RIGHT )[00:02:28]

Julie played water polo[00:02:35]

She wore a ribbon on her left manolo[00:02:38]

She had me sweating like Nixon every time she was near[00:02:42]

My heart was beating like a Buddy Rif solo[00:02:46]

And she was everything I've dreamed of[00:02:50]

She moved right up to 1 on my list[00:02:53]

And did I mention she's a world famous billionare[00:02:57]

Bikini supermodel astrophysicist[00:03:00]

Yeah she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron[00:03:04]

Look like a big fat slobbering pig[00:03:08]

The only caveat is one of her earlobes[00:03:12]

Was just a little tiny bit too big[00:03:15]

I said[00:03:19]

"Hey Are we doing government work here [00:03:20]

No I don't think we are [00:03:23]

You're close (Close )[00:03:27]

So very very close (Close )[00:03:30]

Aaw baby you're close (Close )[00:03:32]

So close [00:03:36]

But no cigar "[00:03:37]

Missed it by that much (No cigar )[00:03:39]

Ah yeah Ah right (No cigar )[00:03:43]

Really really really close (No cigar )[00:03:46]