《Grapefruit Diet (Parody of ”Zoot Suit Riot” by Cherry Poppin’ Daddies)》歌词

歌曲： Grapefruit Diet (Parody of ”Zoot Suit Riot” by Cherry Poppin’ Daddies)

所属专辑：Running With Scissors

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 03:30

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Grapefruit Diet (Parody of "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies) - "Weird Al" Yankovic[00:00:00]

Who's that waddlin' down the street[00:00:15]

It's just me 'cause I love to eat[00:00:18]

Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham[00:00:20]

Who's real flabby Yes I am[00:00:23]

Every picture of me's[00:00:25]

Gotta be an aerial view[00:00:27]

Now my doctor tells me[00:00:30]

There's just one thing left to do[00:00:32]

Grapefruit Diet Diet[00:00:35]

Throw out the pizza and beer[00:00:38]

Grapefruit Diet Diet[00:00:40]

Oh get those jelly donuts out of here[00:00:42]

Grapefruit Diet Diet[00:00:45]

Might seem a little severe[00:00:48]

Grapefruit Diet Diet[00:00:50]

I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear[00:00:53]

Blow fatty[00:00:55]

Well I used to live on chocolate sauce[00:01:06]

Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss[00:01:08]

Walked down an alley and I got stuck[00:01:11]

I got more rolls than a pastry truck[00:01:13]

When I'm all done eating[00:01:16]

I eat a little more[00:01:18]

When I leave a room[00:01:21]

First I gotta grease the door[00:01:23]

Grapefruit Diet Diet[00:01:26]

Can't have another eclair[00:01:29]

Grapefruit Diet Diet[00:01:31]

I gotta decrease my derriere[00:01:33]

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet[00:01:40]

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet[00:01:45]

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet[00:01:50]

No more pie now[00:02:01]

No more creme brulee[00:02:04]

Lay off the gravy[00:02:06]

And souffle[00:02:09]

No french fri-yi-yies now[00:02:11]

No ice cream parfait[00:02:14]

Mr Cheese Nacho[00:02:17]

Stay away[00:02:19]

Oh I think I'd sell my soul[00:02:21]

For a triple patty melt[00:02:24]

But I need a boomerang[00:02:27]

When I put on my belt[00:02:29]

Grapefruit Diet Diet[00:02:32]

Lay off the 3 Musketeers[00:02:34]

Grapefruit Diet Diet[00:02:37]

Until my big booty disappears[00:02:39]

Grapefruit Diet Diet[00:02:42]

Eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears[00:02:44]

Grapefruit Diet Diet[00:02:47]

'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years[00:02:49]

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet[00:02:56]

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet[00:03:01]

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet[00:03:07]

I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese[00:03:13]

I need a side order of onion rings[00:03:15]

And oh yah don't forget to Super-Size that[00:03:17]