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The Worst Pies in London - Best Songs from the Musicals[00:00:00]
Written by:Stephen Sondheim[00:00:00]
A costumer[00:00:01]
Wait what's your rush what's your hurry[00:00:02]
You gave me such a fright[00:00:03]
I thought you was a ghost[00:00:05]
Half a minute can't ya sit[00:00:06]
Sit ya down sit[00:00:07]
All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks[00:00:09]
Did ya come here for a pie sir[00:00:11]
Do forgive me if me head's a little vague[00:00:14]
What is that[00:00:16]
But you'd think we'd have the plague[00:00:17]
From the way that people keep avoiding[00:00:19]
No you don't[00:00:21]
Heaven knows I try sir[00:00:22]
But there's no one comes in even to inhale[00:00:25]
Right you are sir would you like a drop of ale[00:00:27]
Mind you I can hardly blame them[00:00:30]
These are probably the worst pies in London[00:00:33]
I know why nobody cares to take them[00:00:38]
I should know[00:00:40]
I make 'em[00:00:41]
But good no[00:00:42]
The worst pies in London[00:00:43]
Even that's polite the worst pies in London[00:00:47]
If you doubt it take a bite[00:00:51]
Is that just disgusting[00:00:54]
You have to concede it[00:00:56]
It's nothing but crusting[00:00:58]
Here drink this you'll need it[00:01:01]
The worst pies in London[00:01:03]
And no wonder with the price of meat[00:01:06]
What it is[00:01:08]
When you get it[00:01:09]
Never thought I'd live to see the day[00:01:10]
Men'd think it was a treat findin' poor animals[00:01:12]
What are dyin' in the street[00:01:15]
Mrs Mooney has a pie shop[00:01:17]
Does a business but I notice something weird[00:01:19]
Lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared[00:01:22]
Have to hand it to her[00:01:24]
What I calls enterprise[00:01:26]
Poppin' pussies into pies[00:01:27]
Wouldn't do in my shop[00:01:29]
Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick[00:01:31]
And I'm telling you them pussycats is quick[00:01:34]
No denying times is hard sir[00:01:37]
Even harder than the worst pies in London[00:01:41]
Only lard and nothing more[00:01:45]
Is that just revolting[00:01:46]
All greasy and gritty[00:01:48]
It looks like it's molting[00:01:51]
And tastes like well pity[00:01:53]
A woman alone[00:01:57]
With limited wind[00:02:01]
And the worst pies in London[00:02:04]
Ah sir[00:02:10]
Times is hard[00:02:12]
Times is hard[00:02:14]