所属专辑:单田芳:水浒全传(150回)
歌手: 单田芳
时长: 23:11
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花和尚鲁智深大战呼延硕[00:00:01]
这俩人是旗鼓相当[00:00:06]
难分胜负[00:00:08]
青面兽杨志在后边一看[00:00:11]
担心了[00:00:14]
怕鲁智深有点闪失[00:00:16]
因此催马一枪前来助阵[00:00:19]
鲁智深催马退回去了[00:00:23]
告诉杨志[00:00:26]
千万留神[00:00:28]
这黑脸贼厉害[00:00:30]
杨志早就心里有数[00:00:33]
他认识胡延[00:00:36]
硕桐便称臣[00:00:38]
同在宋朝为官[00:00:41]
开会的时候见过几面[00:00:43]
不过没有深交而已[00:00:45]
杨志催马来到近前[00:00:49]
把枪一晃[00:00:51]
胡彦硕可认识我吗[00:00:55]
胡言说一看啊啊啊[00:00:59]
想起来了[00:01:03]
你不是青面兽杨志[00:01:05]
杨志均码[00:01:08]
不才正是在下哎[00:01:10]
杨志[00:01:13]
朝廷对你不薄呀[00:01:15]
你怎么背叛朝廷[00:01:18]
沦为贼寇啊[00:01:20]
我真替你可惜啊[00:01:23]
想当年[00:01:25]
老杨家一门忠烈都是干过地中粮[00:01:26]
现如今传到你这辈儿上[00:01:31]
沦为贼寇[00:01:34]
你玷污了杨门第祖先呢[00:01:36]
你你觉得可耻吗[00:01:39]
胡延硕[00:01:42]
咱俩最好别斗口[00:01:44]
你有你的难处[00:01:46]
我也有我的难言之隐[00:01:48]
我之所以当贼寇[00:01:52]
这是被逼无奈[00:01:55]
为奸臣所害呀[00:01:57]
跟你说你也不明白[00:01:59]
今儿个咱是仇敌[00:02:03]
仇人见面[00:02:05]
分外眼红[00:02:06]
我叫你知道知道我这条大抢的厉害[00:02:08]
朝枪[00:02:12]
话不投机[00:02:14]
当场动手[00:02:16]
那青面兽杨志也是一员虎将[00:02:18]
咱们书说简短[00:02:22]
两个人打斗40 回合[00:02:24]
难分胜负[00:02:26]
这呼延硕呢[00:02:29]
刚才打了好几仗[00:02:31]
不管那打虎将李忠有没有本事[00:02:34]
他也花了一定的气力[00:02:37]
在逗花和尚鲁智深耗费了许多精力[00:02:40]
现在又遇上青面兽杨志[00:02:45]
这是劲敌呀[00:02:48]
不攒足了劲儿[00:02:50]
真就对付不了[00:02:52]
呼延烁有点冒汗[00:02:54]
感觉得相当吃力[00:02:56]
杨志呢也知道这呼延硕确实是个英雄[00:02:59]
想赢人家也不那么容易[00:03:05]
正在这时[00:03:09]
双方观战地都关心自己人呢[00:03:10]
鲁智深在后头一看[00:03:15]
够呛[00:03:17]
够呛了[00:03:18]
我这哥们儿占不了便宜[00:03:19]
来呀[00:03:23]
鸣金收兵[00:03:24]
快快快快快[00:03:25]
军营的规矩[00:03:33]
闻鼓必进[00:03:34]
文金必退[00:03:36]
锣声一响[00:03:39]
有事叫他回来[00:03:40]
杨制证[00:03:42]
费劲儿呢[00:03:43]
听见后面锣声一响[00:03:45]
只得叫他回去[00:03:47]
不敢耽搁[00:03:49]
虚晃一枪[00:03:50]
是拨马便走[00:03:52]
呼延说[00:03:54]
也没追她[00:03:55]
追上也白费[00:03:56]
嗯[00:03:58]
利用这机会擦了擦汗[00:04:01]
喘了几口气[00:04:03]
呼延灼一琢磨[00:04:06]
太累了[00:04:07]
我得回去好好歇歇[00:04:08]
养足了锐气在跟他们争斗[00:04:11]
因此他也主动地收兵了[00:04:15]
哎[00:04:19]
怕对方夜晚偷营大军退出五里地安营扎寨[00:04:19]
单说花和尚鲁智深[00:04:27]
接着杨志就问[00:04:30]
兄弟啊[00:04:32]
怎么样[00:04:33]
费劲太费劲了[00:04:34]
这黑鬼真厉害[00:04:37]
不好对付吧[00:04:39]
没关系[00:04:41]
养足了精神再来[00:04:43]
嘿嘿[00:04:45]
时间有的是[00:04:46]
说到这儿[00:04:49]
沟通过来了[00:04:50]
各位都累了[00:04:51]
赶紧请到山上我设宴款待[00:04:53]
打虎将李忠也说[00:04:57]
各位啊[00:04:59]
请请请请请请[00:04:59]
把鲁智深、武松、杨志全盘的人马街上桃花山[00:05:02]
照这是上牌[00:05:08]
燕燕就对待手下的喽罗也是大碗酒[00:05:09]
大口肉[00:05:14]
大伙儿吃的是非常尽兴[00:05:16]
他们在这谈着烙着[00:05:20]
咱不说[00:05:22]
单说胡言数[00:05:23]
兵退五里[00:05:25]
安营扎寨[00:05:26]
退归中军宝帐[00:05:27]
往那儿一坐[00:05:30]
是唉声叹气[00:05:32]
这[00:05:36]
哎呀[00:05:38]
越想越烦躁[00:05:39]
什么原因呢[00:05:42]
你想想[00:05:43]
奉旨出京吹地咕嘎咕嘎的皇上和朝廷寄予希望[00:05:45]
结果剩他光棍儿老哥儿一个[00:05:53]
灰鲸怎么交代[00:05:56]
巫友颜面见人[00:05:59]
现在跑到青州来了[00:06:02]
实指望树立自己的威信[00:06:04]
达几个漂亮的胜仗[00:06:07]
而后养精蓄锐[00:06:10]
到梁山去报仇[00:06:12]
好奖功补过[00:06:14]
想得简单[00:06:17]
事实并非如此[00:06:18]
她一看桃花山的人倒好对付[00:06:21]
就这鲁智深和杨志极难对付[00:06:25]
今儿这一伸手[00:06:30]
看出来了[00:06:31]
这两个人的武艺不在我之下呀[00:06:33]
我们打了个旗鼓相当[00:06:36]
现在二龙山、桃花山两股土匪结成一股[00:06:39]
更难对付了[00:06:45]
你说我连个贼都打不过[00:06:48]
我算个神马东西[00:06:51]
我还算大将啊[00:06:54]
我狗屁不是[00:06:56]
思来想去[00:06:58]
我命不好啊[00:07:00]
现在走背运喝口凉水都塞牙呀[00:07:02]
哎[00:07:07]
怎么办[00:07:09]
怎么办[00:07:11]
明天开兵见仗[00:07:13]
还得靠着我一个人[00:07:15]
我怎么能胜得了鲁智深[00:07:17]
怎么能击败杨志[00:07:20]
嗯[00:07:23]
他真没了[00:07:25]
难了[00:07:26]
脑瓜皮都发麻呀[00:07:27]
哎[00:07:30]
正在这么个节骨眼[00:07:30]
上报是递进来[00:07:31]
抱抱将军[00:07:34]
大事不好了[00:07:36]
哎[00:07:37]
胡延硕以为这二龙山的人偷营劫寨来了呢[00:07:38]
结果一听不是那么回事儿[00:07:43]
原来是知府大人慕容[00:07:46]
请他速回[00:07:50]
轻舟说[00:07:51]
轻舟危机[00:07:52]
请他救援[00:07:54]
他真有点儿蒙[00:07:56]
灯转向[00:07:57]
这贼在我的对面儿[00:07:59]
怎么后院着火了[00:08:01]
谁敢打青州啊[00:08:03]
不行[00:08:06]
我得赶紧回去[00:08:07]
正好顺坡下驴[00:08:09]
要不在这儿开兵[00:08:11]
见仗也找不着便宜[00:08:12]
马上传令拔营起寨[00:08:15]
书说简短[00:08:19]
退回到青州[00:08:20]
到了府衙之后[00:08:22]
就见慕容大人倒背着双手正嘬牙花[00:08:24]
大人[00:08:30]
您叫我回来[00:08:31]
哎呀[00:08:33]
呼延将军[00:08:33]
回来的好[00:08:34]
回来的好快[00:08:35]
走走走[00:08:36]
你听我说[00:08:37]
大人[00:08:39]
什么事把你急成这样[00:08:40]
听报是的[00:08:43]
说有人要打青州[00:08:44]
有这等事吗[00:08:46]
一点儿都不假呀[00:08:48]
小孩儿没娘[00:08:50]
说起来话[00:08:51]
长是这么这么这么这么回事儿[00:08:52]
慕容魁把经过讲述一遍[00:08:56]
当然[00:09:00]
他得给自己找理啊[00:09:00]
他不能说旁人对[00:09:02]
书中代言怎么回事儿[00:09:05]
离着这个青州北关外不远[00:09:08]
有一座孔家庄[00:09:12]
孔家庄啊[00:09:15]
95%都姓孔[00:09:18]
其中有孔家大户[00:09:20]
当家人就是孔太公有俩儿子[00:09:24]
长子孔明[00:09:28]
次子孔亮[00:09:30]
家趁人之[00:09:33]
老孔家跟宋江还不错呢[00:09:35]
咱们前文书说过[00:09:38]
宋江不得地[00:09:40]
在人家家呆了半年多[00:09:42]
老孔也供给他吃[00:09:45]
攻击他he [00:09:47]
结成了好朋友[00:09:48]
同时[00:09:51]
宋江还拜孔太公为干爹[00:09:51]
孔太公收了宋江做干儿子[00:09:56]
后来宋江走了[00:09:59]
辗转到了水泊梁山[00:10:01]
当了头领[00:10:03]
这是前些年发生的事儿[00:10:04]
那么宋江走了之后[00:10:07]
老孔家也不太平[00:10:09]
咱没说吗[00:10:11]
这孔家庄95%都姓孔[00:10:12]
内五都是外姓客家人[00:10:16]
其中有一户姓蔡的[00:10:20]
据说跟涨潮的太师蔡京[00:10:23]
没出五服[00:10:27]
属于一脉相承[00:10:30]
传这老菜加霸道[00:10:31]
自从搬到孔家庄之后[00:10:35]
就想一手遮天[00:10:37]
欺压乡里乡亲[00:10:38]
后来跟老孔家发生不睦[00:10:40]
因为地和牲口的事儿发生争执了[00:10:44]
本来老蔡建梅里夹着菜睛的视力没理搅理[00:10:48]
打伤了老孔家的人[00:10:54]
抢了老孔家的牲口呢[00:10:56]
老孔家能答应吗[00:10:59]
讲理讲不通[00:11:01]
就得动武把超儿[00:11:03]
呢[00:11:05]
孔明一怒之下[00:11:05]
灵火人闯到老蔡家去了[00:11:07]
话不投机[00:11:11]
当场动手[00:11:12]
年轻人头脑一发胀[00:11:13]
什么事儿都干得出来祈求[00:11:16]
噗嗤[00:11:18]
把老蔡家11 口人全给宰了[00:11:20]
你想想[00:11:24]
光天化日人命关天呢[00:11:25]
那玩得了吗[00:11:28]
何况老蔡记还有势力[00:11:29]
哎[00:11:32]
这下惹了大祸[00:11:32]
孔太公知道大儿子惹了祸了[00:11:35]
老头一口气儿没上来[00:11:37]
一命呜呼[00:11:40]
老头急死了[00:11:42]
就剩下孔明孔亮[00:11:44]
怎么办[00:11:46]
怎么办[00:11:46]
没过两天[00:11:47]
官府来统计了逮捕人了[00:11:48]
人家告了孔明[00:11:52]
孔亮没有办法收拾金银细软[00:11:54]
离家出走[00:12:00]
离他们这儿不远有一座白虎山[00:12:02]
他们就钻进白虎山了[00:12:05]
打那天开始是占山为王[00:12:07]
落草为寇靠着打劫为生[00:12:11]
你不这样叫[00:12:15]
官府给逮住脑袋瓜没了[00:12:16]
A 、抓他们的是谁呢[00:12:20]
就这慕容知府[00:12:23]
慕容知府一看凶手没逮着[00:12:25]
这就调查[00:12:28]
他能跑哪去[00:12:29]
这三亲六故都在哪呢[00:12:30]
查来查去查的[00:12:33]
青州城里a [00:12:35]
老孔家还有亲戚[00:12:38]
有一人姓孔[00:12:40]
叫孔斌[00:12:42]
是孔太公的亲兄弟[00:12:44]
也就是孔明孔亮的亲叔叔[00:12:46]
开一座绸缎庄[00:12:50]
嘿[00:12:52]
这回行了[00:12:52]
他一声令下[00:12:54]
把孔斌一家人19 口全给抓起来了[00:12:56]
定了死刑[00:13:01]
投入死囚牢[00:13:02]
他为什么没杀呢[00:13:05]
有原因[00:13:06]
他打算拿内孔兵做钓鱼时[00:13:08]
引孔明孔亮上钩[00:13:12]
你叔叔你要不要了[00:13:16]
这二十来口人你要不要[00:13:17]
要要你就得来[00:13:20]
要来[00:13:21]
你一来我就把你逮住[00:13:22]
他是出于这个目的[00:13:25]
但这消息就传到白虎山去了[00:13:27]
孔明和孔亮一听[00:13:31]
抱头大哭叔叔啊[00:13:33]
是我们哥俩把你俩给坑了[00:13:37]
因为形势所迫[00:13:40]
我们也没有办法呀[00:13:43]
哭了半天[00:13:45]
哥俩止住悲声[00:13:46]
一商量[00:13:47]
怎么办[00:13:48]
叔叔一家人眼看要掉脑袋[00:13:49]
为咱们受了牵连[00:13:53]
咱能不管吗[00:13:55]
怎么个管法[00:13:57]
手下就四五百人[00:13:59]
干脆全拉出去攻打青州府[00:14:01]
劫牢反狱就叔叔[00:14:05]
就就不出来[00:14:08]
咱也不活了[00:14:09]
对[00:14:11]
就这么干[00:14:11]
哥儿俩头脑一发热[00:14:13]
集合了400多人[00:14:16]
起身来到青州府[00:14:18]
堵着城门在这叫骂[00:14:20]
让慕容知府赶紧把人见出去[00:14:22]
见出去还则罢了[00:14:26]
不限出去[00:14:28]
要攻破青州府[00:14:30]
这慕容魁胆小如鼠啊[00:14:33]
一看胡延硕没在家[00:14:36]
来了好几百人[00:14:39]
药瓶青州[00:14:41]
他魂都飞了[00:14:42]
因此[00:14:44]
派人骑快马去掉胡彦硕[00:14:45]
吴岩硕顺坡下驴回来了[00:14:50]
一件慕容知府[00:14:53]
这老家伙把经过讲述一遍[00:14:55]
呼延将军[00:14:58]
你看凶不凶[00:15:00]
前门有虎[00:15:01]
后门有狼[00:15:03]
咱这青州V 1 啊[00:15:05]
这孔明孔亮咱怎么对付啊[00:15:08]
虎颜硕一听这点儿小事儿[00:15:12]
这算得了什么呢[00:15:14]
呵呵[00:15:16]
抚台大人尽管放心[00:15:18]
毛贼草寇架不住一划来[00:15:21]
不就这点事儿吗[00:15:25]
啊[00:15:26]
交给我了[00:15:27]
我把孔明孔亮抓住[00:15:29]
限于抚台[00:15:31]
任凭发落[00:15:33]
哎呦[00:15:35]
呼延将军[00:15:35]
如此甚好啊[00:15:36]
您等着吧[00:15:39]
您把心放到肚里头[00:15:40]
哎[00:15:42]
这是我大包大揽了[00:15:42]
没过许久[00:15:45]
有人报信[00:15:46]
孔明孔亮列队在东关骂阵[00:15:47]
呼延硕一听来得好[00:15:52]
抚台大人[00:15:55]
听见没[00:15:55]
您不放心[00:15:57]
您上城楼给我观战[00:15:58]
您看我怎么对付他们[00:16:00]
哦[00:16:03]
好好好[00:16:03]
我给将军擂鼓助阵[00:16:04]
慕容知府带着幕僚等人登上东关的城楼[00:16:08]
手扶着做口[00:16:13]
探身往外头看着[00:16:15]
单说胡言硕匾兵1000开城门[00:16:17]
放吊桥[00:16:22]
杀出青州府[00:16:23]
一字拍开[00:16:26]
胡艳说[00:16:28]
立马来[00:16:29]
在前面翻双边[00:16:30]
定睛一看[00:16:32]
呵[00:16:33]
投钱有那么几百人[00:16:34]
衣服都不整齐啊[00:16:36]
而且那些喽罗兵老弱不同[00:16:38]
也有年轻的[00:16:43]
也有老头儿[00:16:44]
还有十二三的小孩儿[00:16:46]
哼[00:16:48]
呼延说[00:16:48]
心里头冷笑[00:16:49]
就就这盗号的[00:16:50]
还攻打青州[00:16:52]
开什么玩笑啊[00:16:53]
那叫虎人呢[00:16:55]
也就是慕容知府脑瓜皮儿薄[00:16:57]
换个主意正的[00:17:01]
你这套根本就不好使[00:17:03]
在看郑中闪出两匹马来[00:17:06]
马鞍桥上坐着俩年轻的一个黑脸[00:17:09]
一个白脸儿[00:17:13]
倒挺精神美人[00:17:14]
掌中是一口大刀[00:17:16]
脑筋都蹦起多高了[00:17:18]
眼睛都瞪得溜园呢[00:17:20]
笨笨[00:17:23]
这就是孔明和孔亮了[00:17:24]
那胡言说久经大敌[00:17:28]
能把它们摆在心上[00:17:30]
把嘴撇巫巫[00:17:33]
我对面的来人[00:17:39]
你们想干什么[00:17:42]
叫你们当头儿的到我马前回话[00:17:44]
孔明看看孔亮[00:17:48]
孔亮[00:17:50]
看看孔明哥哥[00:17:50]
兄弟[00:17:52]
J 家伙据说就是胡言硕呀[00:17:53]
他是慕容知府的帮凶啊[00:17:56]
要想报仇[00:18:00]
要想破这青州[00:18:01]
不把他给收拾了[00:18:03]
什么也办不到[00:18:05]
打他[00:18:07]
打他[00:18:07]
这孔明催马[00:18:09]
一刀就过来了[00:18:11]
你是呼延硕码不才[00:18:13]
正是本将军[00:18:16]
你是谁我是谁啊[00:18:18]
绰号人称毛头星孔明是也[00:18:21]
也招刀吧[00:18:26]
论刀便砍[00:18:28]
跟呼延硕都在一处[00:18:31]
就他这两下子[00:18:34]
跟胡言说[00:18:36]
怎么个比法差的太悬殊了[00:18:37]
每五个回合[00:18:40]
他刀往下一砍[00:18:42]
胡言说[00:18:44]
拿边往外一都开呀[00:18:45]
怕ri 把刀给崩飞了[00:18:48]
孔明镇的两个虎口都裂了[00:18:53]
A Bo ma 便跑[00:18:56]
但这一波玛丽功夫[00:19:00]
呼延硕就冲上来了[00:19:02]
胡延硕鑫说[00:19:05]
慕容知府在城楼上给我官的料[00:19:06]
镇实质上对我不放心呢[00:19:10]
我竟倒霉了[00:19:14]
今天也转转运露露脸[00:19:16]
不要死的拿个活的[00:19:19]
想到这[00:19:22]
把双边交到单手催马便追[00:19:22]
眨眼之间追了个马头碰马尾[00:19:26]
再一使劲儿[00:19:31]
俩马并排靠在一块儿的[00:19:32]
在看狐言墅伸出单臂轻舒猿臂旁这一把[00:19:35]
把孔明的一袋子给抓住了[00:19:42]
你滚吧你[00:19:45]
就把孔明是走马活擒[00:19:49]
学回马回归本地[00:19:53]
往地上狠狠地摔[00:19:55]
把孔明摔得嘎了一声[00:19:57]
好兄弟断了气发[00:19:59]
官兵上来[00:20:03]
把孔明吗[00:20:04]
肩头拢二臂给捆上了[00:20:05]
假回程中[00:20:08]
孔亮在后头看得清清的[00:20:10]
哥哥哥哥[00:20:12]
哥哥哥哥[00:20:14]
哪敢打呀[00:20:17]
他那两下子还赶不上他[00:20:18]
哥哥领着四五百兆[00:20:20]
哇退下去了[00:20:22]
知府慕容在城楼上看得清清的好[00:20:26]
哈哈[00:20:31]
胡燕将军[00:20:32]
神人也[00:20:34]
呼延将军追快追[00:20:35]
把它们彻底消灭[00:20:40]
胡延硕在城下听得清清的[00:20:43]
不敢不听[00:20:45]
舞动双边带领冠军兜着屁股就追[00:20:47]
这一口气儿追出十几里地去[00:20:51]
这孔亮是没带着手下人[00:20:55]
有慢的[00:20:59]
有老弱病残的[00:21:00]
抓了200来人[00:21:02]
拿绳拴着一串儿一串儿的[00:21:04]
这才班师回成这一进程[00:21:07]
慕容知府乐坏了[00:21:10]
亲自迎接[00:21:13]
呼延将军[00:21:15]
恭喜恭喜呀[00:21:16]
旗开得胜[00:21:17]
马到成功[00:21:18]
哎呀[00:21:20]
借助大人的虎威[00:21:20]
两人同到知府衙门[00:21:23]
列作之后[00:21:25]
把孔明给带上来[00:21:26]
孔明是立而不跪[00:21:29]
不浮不烦[00:21:31]
慕容知府守撵着胡须看了看[00:21:34]
说[00:21:38]
你叫孔明吧[00:21:38]
是又怎么样[00:21:39]
你落在本府手中[00:21:42]
结果是个啥[00:21:45]
顶多他妈掉脑袋[00:21:46]
没什么了不起[00:21:48]
再过20几年还这么大个儿[00:21:50]
真是贼骨头啊[00:21:54]
你想死啊[00:21:57]
我偏不叫你死[00:21:58]
想你的亲人[00:22:01]
不想你叔叔不[00:22:02]
我也把你投入死牢[00:22:05]
小子[00:22:07]
叫你活受罪[00:22:08]
来呀[00:22:10]
打入死牢[00:22:11]
哐哐哐[00:22:14]
脚镣子给定上大家给加上了[00:22:16]
连脚镣在大家80 多斤[00:22:20]
那人家没点儿劲儿呀[00:22:24]
堆着投入死牢[00:22:26]
投入之后[00:22:30]
把其他的芙蓉全都关在监狱里头[00:22:31]
等着把贼投抓住[00:22:34]
一并处置[00:22:36]
然后慕容知府设宴款待[00:22:38]
胡延硕提前就问[00:22:41]
呼延将军[00:22:43]
你在这个桃花山胜负如何[00:22:45]
哎呀[00:22:49]
服太大人难对付啊[00:22:49]
是这么这么这么这么回事儿[00:22:51]
把遇上鲁智深和杨志的事儿讲述一遍[00:22:54]
慕容知府一听[00:22:58]
有点犯难[00:23:01]
将军[00:23:02]
但不知你有何计[00:23:03]
可破贼肥[00:23:05]