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The Official Historian On Shirley Jean Berrell - The Statler Brothers[00:00:00]
Written by:Harold Wilson Reid/Don Reid[00:00:05]
I'm the official historian on[00:00:08]
Shirley Jean Berrell[00:00:11]
I've known her since God only knows[00:00:13]
And I won't tell[00:00:16]
I caught her the first time[00:00:18]
She stumbled and fell[00:00:20]
And Shirley she knows[00:00:22]
Me just as well[00:00:24]
I can tell you her birthday[00:00:26]
And her daddy's middle name[00:00:28]
The uncles on her mama's[00:00:31]
Side and the ones they don't claim[00:00:33]
What she's got for Christmas since 1952[00:00:36]
And that's only the beginning[00:00:40]
Of the things I could tell you[00:00:41]
'Cause I'm the official historian[00:00:45]
On Shirley Jean Berrell[00:00:47]
I've known her since God[00:00:50]
Only knows and I won't tell[00:00:51]
I caught her the first time[00:00:54]
She stumbled and fell[00:00:56]
And Shirley she knows[00:00:58]
Me just as well[00:01:00]
I can tell you her favorite[00:01:03]
Song and where she likes to park[00:01:05]
And why to this very day[00:01:07]
She's scared of the dark[00:01:09]
How she got her nickname[00:01:12]
And that scar behind her knee[00:01:14]
If there's anything you need[00:01:16]
To know about Shirley just ask me[00:01:18]
I know where she's ticklish[00:01:22]
And her every little quirk[00:01:24]
The funnies she don't read[00:01:26]
And her number at work[00:01:28]
I know what she stands for[00:01:30]
And what she won't allow[00:01:32]
The only thing that I don't know[00:01:35]
Is where she is right now[00:01:37]
But I'm the official historian[00:01:40]
On Shirley Jean Berrell[00:01:42]
I've known her since God[00:01:45]
Only knows and I won't tell[00:01:46]
I caught her the first time she stumbled and fell[00:01:49]
And Shirley she knows me just as well[00:01:54]
Oh Shirley she knows me just as well[00:01:58]