所属专辑:The Bathroom Wall
歌手: Jimmy Fallon
时长: 02:44
(I Can't Play) Basketball - Jimmy Fallon[00:00:00]
Written by:Jimmy Fallon/Gerard Bradford/Jerry Murray[00:00:00]
Yo Are you ready for some air ball throwin'[00:00:00]
Free throw blowin no look where I'm goin'[00:00:02]
Free style flowin'[00:00:05]
You are in my house baby[00:00:06]
Well it's tip off time and I'm off the tip[00:00:08]
Walkin' to the bench and I sit bite my lip[00:00:11]
Bustin' out rhymes standin' in line[00:00:15]
'Cause it's garbage time[00:00:17]
'Cause I'm calm I'm cool[00:00:17]
And I collected eighteen shots[00:00:19]
That got rejected[00:00:21]
I'm not Corey Feldman[00:00:23]
I'm not Corey Haim[00:00:24]
I got a license to drive[00:00:24]
But I ain't got game[00:00:26]
Jimmy what do you say[00:00:27]
You can't play basketball[00:00:31]
Jimmy what do you say[00:00:36]
You can't play basketball[00:00:41]
Wear my socks high[00:00:46]
'Cause it makes me feel cool[00:00:46]
I don't know how to dribble[00:00:48]
But I know how to drool[00:00:49]
People always say that[00:00:50]
I'm a basketball fool[00:00:51]
I got a little tiny hoop cold floatin' in my pool[00:00:52]
Played my friend's dog on a twenty dollar bet[00:00:55]
I took him to the hole I took him to the vet[00:00:57]
Shoot from the three every chance I get[00:00:59]
I call it in the air nothin' but nothin'[00:01:01]
Jimmy what do you say[00:01:04]
You can't play basketball[00:01:08]
Jimmy what do you say[00:01:13]
You can't play basketball[00:01:17]
Okay here's my chance the open lane[00:01:22]
Don't get nervous don't sweat everyone's watchin'[00:01:25]
You can do it man I mean just dribble up[00:01:28]
Don't double dribble just dribble normal[00:01:31]
Don't show everyone[00:01:33]
That you can dribble superfast[00:01:34]
Between your legs like you[00:01:34]
Do in your driveway[00:01:35]
No this is in front of people on the court[00:01:36]
I'm gonna go up in the air[00:01:38]
I'm gonna dunk it as hard as I can[00:01:39]
'Cause usually[00:01:40]
I'm on the other end people dunkin' on me[00:01:41]
I'm used to some 7 foot dude's[00:01:43]
Thingy gettin' smacked in my face[00:01:45]
I still got the bruise to prove it[00:01:47]
But I ain't gonna take that[00:01:49]
Nickname Dick Bruiseface lyin' down[00:01:50]
My name ain't Dick Bruiseface[00:01:52]
Well listen up ya'll[00:01:54]
You know I'm not tall[00:01:55]
My name was never written on the bathroom wall[00:01:56]
I'm gonna say[00:01:58]
What's up I'm gonna take the pump[00:01:59]
'Cause I'm a movin' pick[00:02:01]
I'm gonna shoot some bricks[00:02:02]
So I huff and puff[00:02:03]
I say enuff z'nuff[00:02:04]
I'd rather watch Ahmad Rashad[00:02:05]
On the inside stuff[00:02:06]
Say[00:02:07]
Jimmy what do you say[00:02:08]
You can't play basketball[00:02:11]
Jimmy what do you say[00:02:17]
You can't play basketball[00:02:21]
Jimmy what do you say[00:02:26]
You can't play basketball[00:02:30]
Jimmy what do you say[00:02:35]
You can't play basketball[00:02:39]