所属专辑:Short Dog’s In The House (Explicit)
歌手: Too $hort
时长: 06:06
Pimpology - Too $hort[00:00:00]
Pretty tony:[00:00:00]
That niggle wanted the honey all we wants is the money[00:00:01]
You know all b**ches are the same just like my hoes[00:00:15]
I keep em' broke wake up one morning with some money[00:00:18]
They subject to go crazy you know[00:00:22]
I'm going to tell you a story in stereo[00:00:24]
About the pimping game that you should know[00:00:26]
But if you don't it's alright[00:00:29]
'Cause I'll be spitting this game to you all damn night[00:00:32]
When I was 3 years old[00:00:35]
Straight pimp game I was told[00:00:37]
My daddy sent me to a pimp school[00:00:40]
In this man's world you can't be no fool[00:00:42]
If a pimp is what you wanna be[00:00:45]
You're gonna have to learn philology[00:00:47]
Philology a pimp's profession[00:00:50]
Can't be affected by the great depression[00:00:53]
So if you want to be giant sized[00:00:55]
Come to my school get optimized[00:00:58]
In your school what do they teach[00:01:00]
English math and history[00:01:03]
Pimping game you can learn[00:01:06]
And if you do you will earn[00:01:08]
A pimp diploma just for you[00:01:11]
For learning what you're taught when you come to school[00:01:13]
Lesson 1 you should know[00:01:16]
Never love a b**ch or a ho[00:01:19]
Lesson 2 tells you to do only one thing[00:01:21]
Act cool[00:01:25]
Lesson 3[00:01:27]
Breaking a b**ch if she's poor if she's rich[00:01:28]
If your game is soft or hard[00:01:32]
It shouldn't take long to break the broad[00:01:34]
Lesson 4[00:01:37]
Keep your ho it's the most important thing to know[00:01:39]
'Cause I pimp or die b**ch I'm like the Mack[00:01:42]
Riding around Oakland in a Cadillac[00:01:45]
But on the other hand if you just can't pimp[00:01:47]
And the hoes keep treating you like a chimp[00:01:50]
I don't know what to say about you boys[00:01:52]
You better go to the store and buy some toys[00:01:55]
'Cause you can't play this game[00:02:00]
Pretty tony:[00:02:02]
Next time you hear grown folks talking shut the f**k up you hear[00:02:03]
Now you heard my story in stereo[00:02:08]
About the Pimping game that you should know[00:02:10]
But if you don't it's alright[00:02:14]
'Cause I'll be spitting this sh*t to ya all damn night[00:02:16]
It don't stop[00:02:18]
I'm short dog ain't nothing nice[00:02:20]
I never rap fake when I'm on the mic[00:02:21]
I ride around town in a clean a** Benz[00:02:24]
Never ever fronting on my cool a** friends[00:02:26]
My zodiac sign is of Taurus the bull[00:02:29]
I drink olde English and I do get full[00:02:32]
If you're wondering why I don't stop my rap[00:02:34]
'Cause other Ac's can't rock like that[00:02:37]
My music flows like dominoes[00:02:39]
I pimp these hoes that's how it goes[00:02:42]
B**ches on my beeper all day and night[00:02:45]
I'm a motherf**king player homeboy that's right[00:02:47]
O A K L A N D[00:02:50]
That's where I reign top dog MC[00:02:53]
Too short baby on the microphone[00:02:55]
I work motels I don't take freaks home[00:02:58]
Man they start tripping when they think your rich[00:03:00]
Met her yesterday now she's my b**ch[00:03:03]
It's not hard to believe but that's how it goes[00:03:05]
I'm burning rubber on these hoes like vogues[00:03:08]
Check out my style baby don't stop[00:03:11]
If you can't call me short just call me dog[00:03:13]
Black is my color I have no other nothing else will do[00:03:16]
I've got a black car black bed black TV[00:03:21]
I've even got a silk black suit[00:03:24]
Dangerous music and the dangerous crew[00:03:27]
Oakland California and playboy too[00:03:29]
West coast rapping all over the place[00:03:32]
Too short baby all in your face[00:03:35]
I rap so hard you can't stop me[00:03:37]
My last album sold a million copies[00:03:40]
Me and the maestro laying the beat[00:03:42]
DJ scratches from my homeboy pee[00:03:45]
Dangerous music is what you hear[00:03:47]
A new LP every year[00:03:50]
You know we rolling can't be faking[00:03:53]
We come through and all your girls we're taking[00:03:55]
You know we're rolling don't do no simping[00:03:58]
Oak town players strictly Pimping[00:04:01]
B**ch my name is short just what you've been looking for[00:04:03]
Sending young tenders on a wild goose chase[00:04:08]
Up in the hills trying to find my place[00:04:11]
Getting lost getting tossed getting found and clowned[00:04:13]
Every time you see short baby you get down[00:04:15]
'Cause the raps I make are the raps you like[00:04:18]
The way sir too short rocks the mic[00:04:21]
It's a one of a kind rapping style[00:04:24]
Have the freaks in the crowd going wild[00:04:26]
For when I spit my rhyme what's my tip[00:04:29]
B**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch make me rich[00:04:32]
Goldie:[00:04:34]
It was $35000[00:04:35]
Slim:[00:04:36]
$35000 cash money[00:04:37]
Goldie No.I get 1.$35000 plus 1 right[00:04:38]
Slim:[00:04:39]
The one I gave you[00:04:40]
Goldie no I gave you 6 alright[00:04:41]
I had 1 now $35000 plus 6[00:04:43]
Right now $35000 plus 1 plus 6 makes 7.$35 000 plus 7[00:04:44]
Right motherf**ka can you buy that[00:04:47]