所属专辑:100 Hits Children’s Favourites (Disc 5)
歌手: Bernard Cribbins
时长: 01:52
The Hole In The Ground - Bernard Cribbins[00:00:00]
There I was[00:00:12]
A digging this hole[00:00:13]
A hole in the ground so big[00:00:14]
And sort of round it was[00:00:16]
There was I[00:00:17]
Digging it deep[00:00:19]
It was flat at at the bottom[00:00:20]
And the sides were steep[00:00:21]
When along[00:00:23]
Comes[00:00:24]
This bloke in a bowler[00:00:25]
Which he lifted and scratched his head[00:00:26]
Well we looked down the hole[00:00:29]
Poor demented soul and he said[00:00:31]
Do you mind if I make a suggestion[00:00:33]
Don't dig there[00:00:35]
Dig it elsewhere[00:00:37]
Your digging it round and it ought to be square[00:00:38]
The shape of it's wrong it's much too long[00:00:41]
And you can't put hole where a hole don't belong[00:00:44]
I ask what a liberty eh[00:00:48]
Nearly bashed him right in the bowler[00:00:50]
Well there was I[00:00:52]
Stood in me hole[00:00:54]
Shovelling earth for all I was worth[00:00:56]
There was him[00:00:59]
Standing up there[00:01:00]
So grand and official with his nose in the air[00:01:01]
So I gave[00:01:04]
Him[00:01:05]
A look sort of sideways[00:01:06]
And I leaned on my shovel and sighed[00:01:07]
Well I lit me a fag[00:01:10]
And[00:01:12]
Having took a drag I replied[00:01:12]
I just couldn't bear to dig it elsewhere[00:01:16]
I'm digging it round co's I don't want it square[00:01:20]
And if you disagree it doesn't bother me[00:01:22]
That's the place where the holes gonna be[00:01:26]
Well there we were discussing this hole[00:01:34]
A hole in the groud so big and sort of round[00:01:37]
It was[00:01:39]
Well it's not there now the ground's all flat[00:01:40]
And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat[00:01:43]
And that's that[00:01:47]