所属专辑:London Boy
歌手: David Bowie
时长: 03:03
The Laughing Gnome - David Bowie (大卫·鲍伊)[00:00:00]
Written by:David Bowie[00:00:00]
I was walking down the high street[00:00:17]
When I heard footsteps behind me[00:00:20]
And there was a little old man hello[00:00:24]
In scarlet and gray chuckling away[00:00:27]
Well he trotted back to my house[00:00:32]
And he sat beside the telly ahh[00:00:36]
With his tiny hands on his tummy[00:00:39]
Chuckling away laughing all day[00:00:42]
I ought to report you to the gnome office[00:00:46]
Gnome office ahahahah[00:00:48]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:00:50]
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me[00:00:53]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:00:57]
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me[00:01:00]
Said the laughing gnome[00:01:05]
Well I gave him roasted toadstools[00:01:09]
And a glass of dandelion wine[00:01:13]
Pardon[00:01:15]
Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne[00:01:16]
Carried his bag and gave him a fag[00:01:19]
Have you got a light boy[00:01:22]
Here where do you come from[00:01:25]
Gnome man's land heehee[00:01:26]
Oh really[00:01:28]
In the morning when I woke up[00:01:30]
He was sitting on the edge of my bed[00:01:33]
With his brother whose name was Fred[00:01:37]
He'd brought him along to sing me a song[00:01:40]
Alright let's hear it 'ere what's that clicking noise[00:01:43]
That's Fred he's a metro gnome haha[00:01:47]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:01:49]
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me[00:01:53]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:01:56]
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me[00:02:00]
Oh now I'm a gnome anyway haha[00:02:04]
Haven't you got a home to go to[00:02:05]
No we are gnome ads hehe[00:02:07]
Didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school[00:02:09]
You look like a rolling gnome[00:02:10]
Nah not at the London school of Ecogenomics[00:02:12]
Now they're staying up me chimney[00:02:15]
And we're living on caviar and honey hurray[00:02:19]
Cause they're earning me lots of money[00:02:23]
Writing comedy prose for radio shows[00:02:25]
It's the errrr it's the gnome service yes of course[00:02:29]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:02:35]
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me[00:02:38]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:02:42]
Oh dear me[00:02:44]
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me[00:02:45]
One more time[00:02:49]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:02:51]
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me[00:02:54]