《Brush Up Your Shakespeare》歌词

歌曲： Brush Up Your Shakespeare

所属专辑：The Best of Vintage Comedy Songs

歌手： Sid James&Six Hits&a Miss

时长： 04:12

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Brush Up Your Shakespeare (温习你的莎士比亚) - Sid James/Six Hits/a Miss[00:00:00]

The girls today in society go for classical poetry[00:00:07]

So to win their hearts one must quote with ease[00:00:14]

Aeschylus ans Euripides[00:00:18]

One must know homer and believe me eau[00:00:21]

Sophocles also Sappho-ho[00:00:25]

Unless you know Shelley and Keats and pope[00:00:28]

Dainty derbies will call you a dope[00:00:32]

But the poet of them all them all[00:00:35]

Who will start 'em simply ravin'[00:00:38]

Is the poet people call[00:00:42]

The bard of Stafford on Avon[00:00:45]

Brush up your Shakespeare[00:00:49]

Start quoting him now[00:00:53]

Brush up your Shakespeare[00:00:56]

And the women you will wow[00:00:59]

Just declaim a few lines from othella[00:01:03]

And they'll think you're a hell of a fella[00:01:06]

If your blonde won't respond when you flatter 'er[00:01:10]

Tell her what tony told cleopatterer[00:01:13]

If she fights when her clothes you are mussing[00:01:17]

What are clothes much ado about nursing[00:01:20]

Brush up your Shakespeare[00:01:24]

And they'll all kow-tow[00:01:27]

Brush up your Shakespeare[00:01:39]

Start quoting him now[00:01:42]

Brush up your Shakespeare[00:01:46]

And the women you will wow[00:01:49]

With the wife of the British ambassida[00:01:52]

Try a crack out of troilus and cressida[00:01:56]

If your baby won't buy it or try it[00:02:00]

Make her toke it what's more as you like it[00:02:03]

If she says your behavior is heinous[00:02:07]

Kick her right in the Coriolanus[00:02:10]

Brush up your Shakespeare[00:02:14]

And they'll all kow-tow[00:02:17]

Brush up your Shakespeare[00:02:29]

Start quoting him now[00:02:32]

Brush up your Shakespeare[00:02:36]

And the women you will wow[00:02:39]

If you can't be a ham and do hamlet[00:02:42]

They just don't give a damn or a dam let[00:02:46]

Just recite an occasional sonnet[00:02:49]

And your lap'll have honey upon it[00:02:53]

If your baby is pleading for pleasure[00:02:56]

Let her sample you measure for measure[00:03:00]

Brush up your Shakespeare[00:03:04]

And they'll all kow-tow[00:03:07]

Brush up your Shakespeare[00:03:19]

Start quoting him now[00:03:22]

Brush up your Shakespeare[00:03:26]

And the women you will wow[00:03:29]

Better mention the merchant of Venice[00:03:32]

When her sweet pound o' flesh you would menace[00:03:36]

In her virtue at first she defends well[00:03:39]

Just remind her that all's well tat ends well[00:03:43]

And if still she won't give you a bonus[00:03:47]

You know what Venus got from Adonis[00:03:50]

Brush up your Shakespeare[00:03:54]

And they'll all kow-tow we trou'[00:03:57]

All kow-tow we trou'[00:04:01]

And they'll all kow-tow[00:04:05]