所属专辑:Nut Sack (Explicit)
时长: 02:47
The bar will soon be closing[00:00:00]
And lights they're all turned down[00:00:04]
There's 3 girls in a corner booth[00:00:08]
The fat one she's passed out[00:00:12]
Her friends they called me over[00:00:16]
And it turned out she was stuck[00:00:19]
With the help of 4 big bouncers[00:00:24]
We put her in my truck[00:00:28]
Me old jack daniels[00:00:32]
Had been together most of the night[00:00:35]
Somehow he'd convinced me[00:00:40]
She was the prettiest thing in sight[00:00:43]
I got her home i opened the door[00:00:48]
And i rolled her to my bed[00:00:51]
The lights came on she opened her eyes[00:00:55]
And this is what she said[00:01:00]
Wmmmm wmmmm wmmmmmmm[00:01:04]
Wmmmm wmmmm wmmmmmmm wmmm[00:01:13]
Morning came that sun was up there to my surprise[00:01:22]
Was a big old girl with no clothes on[00:01:29]
And oprah winfrey thighs[00:01:32]
I sat up fear set in[00:01:38]
I found we were alone[00:01:41]
She said that she was hungry[00:01:45]
Whilst she was nibbling on a chicken bone[00:01:48]
The words she said next scared me[00:01:53]
And today the haunt me still[00:01:57]
She said i hope you've got a steady job cowboy[00:02:01]
I said why's that sheila[00:02:03]
She said i'm not on the pill that's why[00:02:05]
I said oh[00:02:07]
With that in mind i tried to run[00:02:09]
Lord i tried to get away[00:02:12]
She ran me down hopped on top[00:02:16]
And here's all i could say[00:02:21]
Huh oh wmmmm get off me wmmmm wmmmmmmm[00:02:25]
Wmmmm ohh your crushing me wmmmm wmmmmmmm[00:02:32]
Get off me you heffer[00:02:40]
The Night The Bar Closed Down - Rodney Carrington[00:02:42]