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《The Night The Bar Closed Down》歌词


歌曲: The Night The Bar Closed Down

所属专辑:Nut Sack (Explicit)

歌手: Rodney Carrington

时长: 02:47

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The Night The Bar Closed Down

The bar will soon be closing[00:00:00]

And lights they're all turned down[00:00:04]

There's 3 girls in a corner booth[00:00:08]

The fat one she's passed out[00:00:12]

Her friends they called me over[00:00:16]

And it turned out she was stuck[00:00:19]

With the help of 4 big bouncers[00:00:24]

We put her in my truck[00:00:28]

Me old jack daniels[00:00:32]

Had been together most of the night[00:00:35]

Somehow he'd convinced me[00:00:40]

She was the prettiest thing in sight[00:00:43]

I got her home i opened the door[00:00:48]

And i rolled her to my bed[00:00:51]

The lights came on she opened her eyes[00:00:55]

And this is what she said[00:01:00]

Wmmmm wmmmm wmmmmmmm[00:01:04]

Wmmmm wmmmm wmmmmmmm wmmm[00:01:13]

Morning came that sun was up there to my surprise[00:01:22]

Was a big old girl with no clothes on[00:01:29]

And oprah winfrey thighs[00:01:32]

I sat up fear set in[00:01:38]

I found we were alone[00:01:41]

She said that she was hungry[00:01:45]

Whilst she was nibbling on a chicken bone[00:01:48]

The words she said next scared me[00:01:53]

And today the haunt me still[00:01:57]

She said i hope you've got a steady job cowboy[00:02:01]

I said why's that sheila[00:02:03]

She said i'm not on the pill that's why[00:02:05]

I said oh[00:02:07]

With that in mind i tried to run[00:02:09]

Lord i tried to get away[00:02:12]

She ran me down hopped on top[00:02:16]

And here's all i could say[00:02:21]

Huh oh wmmmm get off me wmmmm wmmmmmmm[00:02:25]

Wmmmm ohh your crushing me wmmmm wmmmmmmm[00:02:32]

Get off me you heffer[00:02:40]

The Night The Bar Closed Down - Rodney Carrington[00:02:42]