《The Real Slim Shady - Album Version (Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： The Real Slim Shady - Album Version (Explicit)

歌手： Eminem

时长： 04:44

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Eminem - The Real Slim Shady[00:00:00]

Written by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/T. Coster[00:00:00]

May I have your attention please[00:00:03]

May I have your attention please[00:00:06]

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:00:09]

I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:00:12]

We're gonna have a problem here[00:00:17]

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before[00:00:18]

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door[00:00:20]

And started whoopin' her a** worse than before[00:00:23]

They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww[00:00:25]

It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding[00:00:27]

He didn't just say what I think he did did he[00:00:30]

And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots[00:00:32]

Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha[00:00:35]

Feminist women love Eminem[00:00:37]

Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him[00:00:38]

Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what[00:00:41]

Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though[00:00:43]

Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose[00:00:46]

But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms[00:00:48]

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose[00:00:50]

But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose[00:00:53]

My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips[00:00:55]

And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss[00:00:57]

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids[00:01:00]

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is[00:01:02]

Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is[00:01:04]

By the time they hit fourth grade[00:01:06]

They've got the Discovery Channel don't they[00:01:07]

We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals[00:01:09]

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes[00:01:12]

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes[00:01:14]

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope[00:01:16]

But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote[00:01:18]

Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes[00:01:20]

I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:23]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:01:25]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:01:27]

Please stand up please stand up[00:01:29]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:32]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:01:34]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:01:36]

Please stand up please stand up[00:01:39]

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records[00:01:41]

Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too[00:01:43]

You think I give a damn about a Grammy[00:01:46]

Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me[00:01:47]

But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird[00:01:50]

Why so you guys could just lie to get me here[00:01:52]

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears[00:01:54]

Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs[00:01:57]

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst[00:01:59]

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first[00:02:01]

Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV[00:02:04]

Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee[00:02:06]

I should download her audio on MP3[00:02:08]

And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD[00:02:10]

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups[00:02:13]

All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you[00:02:15]

And there's a million of us just like me[00:02:18]

Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me[00:02:20]

Who dress like me walk talk and act like me[00:02:22]

And just might be the next best thing but not quite me[00:02:24]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:27]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:02:29]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:02:31]

Please stand up please stand up[00:02:34]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:36]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:02:38]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:02:40]

Please stand up please stand up[00:02:43]

I'm like a head trip to listen to[00:02:45]

'Cause I'm only givin' you[00:02:46]

Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room[00:02:48]

The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all[00:02:50]

And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all[00:02:53]

I just get on the mic and spit it[00:02:55]

And whether you like to admit it I just sh*t it[00:02:57]

Better than 90% of you rappers out can[00:02:59]

Then you wonder how can[00:03:01]

Kids eat up these albums like Valiums[00:03:02]

It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30[00:03:04]

I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting[00:03:06]

Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens[00:03:08]

And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working[00:03:10]

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking[00:03:13]

He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings[00:03:15]

Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a f**k[00:03:18]

With his windows down and his system up[00:03:20]

So will the real Shady please stand up[00:03:22]

And put one of those fingers on each hand up[00:03:24]

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control[00:03:26]

And one more time loud as you can how does it go[00:03:29]

I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:31]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:33]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:03:35]

Please stand up please stand up[00:03:38]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:40]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:42]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:03:45]

Please stand up please stand up[00:03:47]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:50]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:52]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:03:54]

Please stand up please stand up[00:03:56]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:59]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:04:01]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:04:03]

Please stand up please stand up[00:04:05]

Ha ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us[00:04:09]

F**k it let's all stand up[00:04:14]