《Shriner’s Convention》歌词

歌曲： Shriner’s Convention

所属专辑：Modern Country Classics: The 1980’s， Vol. 14

歌手： The Hit Crew

时长： 05:55

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Shriner's Convention - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)[00:00:00]

Here they come down main street[00:00:04]

Drums a flailin' and the sirens a wailin' what a roar [00:00:06]

Bands are a playin' and flags are a wavin'[00:00:10]

And the Vanguards and Motorcycle Corps[00:00:12]

Clowns are a clownin' to the crowd[00:00:15]

And pinchin' every pretty girl who dares to smile[00:00:17]

It's a glorious mess everybody wears a fez[00:00:20]

The parade stretches out for a mile[00:00:22]

It's a typical American phenomenon[00:00:25]

Where all the members have a fine old time[00:00:26]

It's the Forty-Third Annual Convention[00:00:30]

Of the Grand Mystic Royal Order[00:00:33]

Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine[00:00:35]

Meanwhile back at the motel[00:00:43]

"Operator give me room 321 please[00:00:46]

Hello Noble Lumpkin [00:00:50]

This here is the illustrious Potentate[00:00:52]

I said it's the illustrious Potentate[00:00:54]

The illustrious Coy "[00:00:57]

"Dad blame it This here's Bubba [00:00:59]

Coy why are'nt you at the parade [00:01:02]

What Well how'd you get that big Harley[00:01:04]

Up there in your room "[00:01:07]

"What I can't hear ya' Coy [00:01:08]

Quit revvin' it up boy Turn it off [00:01:11]

Listen I just want you to know one thing[00:01:14]

You have embarrassed us all the whole Hahira delegation "[00:01:16]

"Now I'll see you at the banquet tonight son[00:01:21]

And you be there Coy you hear me [00:01:24]

Black tie Seven o'clock Be there Coy [00:01:26]

And Coy don't answer the phone 'udden udden "[00:01:30]

Well it was all arranged by the Ladies Auxiliary[00:01:40]

In the downtown Convention hall[00:01:43]

Cold roast beef string beans mashed potatoes[00:01:46]

And nine boring speeches in all[00:01:48]

And all the tables looked fine with their Mogen David wine[00:01:50]

And Chrysanthemums on each side[00:01:54]

And the Hahira leaders in their rented tuxedos[00:01:56]

Made the local hearts swell with pride[00:01:58]

It's a typical American phenomenon[00:02:01]

Where all the members have a fine old time[00:02:02]

It's the Forty-Third Annual Convention[00:02:06]

Of the Grand Mystic Royal Order[00:02:08]

Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine[00:02:11]

Meanwhile back at the motel[00:02:19]

"Operator 321 please Thank You [00:02:22]

Hello Coy What are you doing [00:02:26]

What do you mean who is this [00:02:30]

This is Bubba Why wasn't you at the banquet "[00:02:32]

"What do you mean all you had to wear[00:02:36]

Was a Hawaiian flowerdy shirt [00:02:38]

Well you may think you're foolin' some people[00:02:41]

But I know what's goin' on"[00:02:43]

"Yeah everybody seen the little redhead[00:02:45]

That's right everybody [00:02:48]

Why she come runnin' through the dinner[00:02:50]

Right in the middle of the pineapple sherbet"[00:02:51]

"Didn't have nothin' on but your fez Coy [00:02:54]

Coy you the only one who's got a fez with a propeller on top [00:02:57]

Yeah yeah yeah and she was a yellin' out the secret code too Coy[00:03:00]

We gonna have to change it now Dad blame it Coy "[00:03:06]

"We gonna have to have a special meetin' we get back to Hahira[00:03:09]

About your conduct at this year convention Embarrassin' [00:03:12]

Now Coy you be at the secret conclave tonight you hear me [00:03:18]

And Coy keep it a secret Huh "[00:03:21]

Well it was a secret meeting in the dead of the night[00:03:30]

With mysterious sanctimony[00:03:33]

In accordance with prescribed[00:03:35]

Rituals of time honored ceremony[00:03:37]

Matters of grave concern[00:03:41]

Were weighed with dedicated caution[00:03:42]

Like whether or not to raise at stud[00:03:46]

Or draw or spit in the ocean[00:03:48]

It's a typical American phenomenon[00:03:50]

Where all the members have a fine old time[00:03:52]

It's the Forty-Third Annual Convention[00:03:56]

Of the Grand Mystic Royal Order[00:03:58]

Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine[00:04:00]

Meanwhile back at the motel[00:04:09]

"Operator room 320[00:04:12]

Haha How'd you know [00:04:15]

Oh Hello Coy Where have you been [00:04:16]

No you wasn't at the meeting "[00:04:21]

"Well I found out that at three o'clock this morning[00:04:24]

You was out there in your fruit of the looms[00:04:26]

In the motel swimmin' pool with a bunch[00:04:28]

Of them waitresses from the Cocktail Lounge "[00:04:30]

"I just hope Charlene don't find out about this Coy [00:04:33]

What Well how'd you get that big motorcycle[00:04:36]

Up there on the high dive Coy [00:04:40]

Now Coy Dad blame it that ain't no way to act"[00:04:43]

"We supposed to be pillars of the community[00:04:46]

When we get back to Hahira you can just turn in your ring[00:04:49]

And your tie tack 'cause Coy hehe you are out of the shrine [00:04:52]

You gonna be blackballed Coy That's right "[00:04:56]

"You may have to pack your bags and leave town [00:04:59]

What do you mean you might join the Hell's Angels [00:05:02]

Coy Don't you hang up on me [00:05:05]

Don't you crank that motorcycle "[00:05:09]

"Who's that gigglin' in the background Coy [00:05:11]

Hello hello operator Yeah we's cut off [00:05:13]

Oy Don't you hang up on the illustrious Potentate [00:05:20]

This is Bubba Coy[00:05:24]