所属专辑:Music From The Motion Picture The Sitter
歌手: Slick Rick
时长: 04:03
children's story - slick rick[00:00:00]
(《侠盗猎车手:圣安地列斯》游戏插曲 )[00:00:00]
written by:ricky m. l. walters[00:00:02]
uncle ricky[00:00:11]
could u read us a B*d T**e story please o please[00:00:12]
alright you kids get to bed i'll get the story book[00:00:18]
ya'll tucked in yea[00:00:24]
here we go[00:00:27]
once upon a time not long ago[00:00:29]
when people wore pajamas and lived life slow[00:00:31]
when laws were stern and justice stood[00:00:34]
and people were behavin' like they ought ta good[00:00:36]
there lived a lil' boy who was misled[00:00:38]
by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said[00:00:41]
me you ty we gonna make sum cash[00:00:43]
robbin' old folks and makin' da dash[00:00:46]
they did the job money came with ease[00:00:48]
but one couldn't stop it's like he had a disease[00:00:50]
he robbed another and another and a sista and her[00:00:53]
brotha[00:00:55]
tried to rob a man who was a d t undercover[00:00:55]
the cop grabbed his arm he started acting erratic[00:00:57]
he said keep still boy no need for static[00:00:59]
punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap[00:01:02]
but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped[00:01:04]
the kid pulled out a gun he said why'd ya hit me[00:01:07]
the barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney[00:01:09]
the cop got scared the kid he starts to figure[00:01:11]
i'll do years if i pull this trigga[00:01:14]
so he cold dashed and ran around the block[00:01:16]
cop radioes it to another lady cop[00:01:18]
he ran by a tree there he saw this sista[00:01:21]
a shot for the head he shot back but he missed her[00:01:23]
looked around good and from expectations[00:01:26]
so he decided he'd hit for the subway stations[00:01:28]
but she was coming and he made a left[00:01:30]
he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath[00:01:32]
knocked an old man down and swore he killed him sorry[00:01:34]
then he made his move to an abandoned building[00:01:37]
ran up the stairs up to the top floor[00:01:39]
opened up the door there guess who he saw[00:01:42]
dave the d**e fiend shootin' dope[00:01:44]
who don't know the meaning of water nor soap[00:01:46]
he said i need bullets hurry up run[00:01:49]
the d**e fiend brought back a spanking shotgun[00:01:51]
he went outside but there was cops all over[00:01:53]
then he dipped into a car a stolen nova[00:01:56]
raced up the block doing 83[00:01:58]
crashed into a tree near university[00:02:00]
escaped alive though the car was battered[00:02:03]
rat a tat tatted and all the cops scattered[00:02:05]
ran out of bullets and still had static[00:02:07]
grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic[00:02:10]
pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead[00:02:12]
he told the cops back off or honey here's dead[00:02:14]
deep in his heart he knew he was wrong[00:02:17]
so he let the lady go and he starts to run on[00:02:19]
sirens sounded he seemed astounded[00:02:21]
before long the lil' boy got surrounded[00:02:24]
he dropped the gun so went the glory[00:02:26]
and this is the way i have to end this story[00:02:28]
he was only seventeen in a madman's dream[00:02:31]
the cops shot the kid i still hear him scream[00:02:33]
this ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh[00:02:35]
just another case about the wrong path[00:02:38]
straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast[00:02:40]
good night[00:02:44]
oh boy that uncle ricky is really wierd[00:02:47]
i don't know what does he mean straight 'n' narrow or your soul gets cast[00:02:53]
i don't know i think he'll be crackin' it up for us good nite[00:02:57]