所属专辑:I Went to a Marvellous Party
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The Stately Homes Of England - Noel Coward and Orchestra/Gertrude Lawrence[00:00:00]
Lord elderly lord borrowmere[00:00:05]
Lord sickert and lord camp[00:00:07]
With every virtue every grace[00:00:10]
Ah what avails the sceptred race[00:00:12]
Here you see the four of us[00:00:16]
And there are so many more of us[00:00:19]
Eldest sons[00:00:21]
That must succeed[00:00:22]
We know how caesar conquered gaul[00:00:25]
And how to whack a cricket ball[00:00:27]
Apart from this our education[00:00:29]
Lacks co-ordination[00:00:31]
Though we're young[00:00:34]
And tentative[00:00:35]
And rather rip-representative[00:00:36]
Scions of a noble breed[00:00:38]
We are the products of those homes[00:00:41]
Serene and stately[00:00:44]
That only lately[00:00:46]
Seem to have run to seed[00:00:48]
The stately homes of England[00:00:50]
How beautiful they stand[00:00:52]
To prove the upper classes[00:00:54]
Have still the upper hand[00:00:56]
Though the fact that they have to be rebuilt[00:00:58]
And frequently mortgaged to the hilt[00:01:01]
Is inclined to take the gilt[00:01:03]
Off the gingerbread[00:01:05]
And certainly damps the fun[00:01:07]
Of the eldest son[00:01:09]
But still we won't be beaten[00:01:11]
We'll scrimp and scrape and save[00:01:13]
The playing fields of eton[00:01:15]
Have made us frightfully brave[00:01:17]
And though if the van dycks have to go[00:01:19]
And we pawn the bechstein grand[00:01:21]
We'll stand[00:01:23]
By the stately homes of England[00:01:24]
Here you see the pick of us[00:01:32]
You may be heartily sick of us[00:01:34]
Still with sense we're all imbued[00:01:36]
Our homes command extensive views[00:01:40]
And with assistance from the jews[00:01:42]
We have been able to dispose of[00:01:44]
Rows and rows and rows of[00:01:46]
Gainsboroughs and lawrences[00:01:49]
Some sporting prints of aunt florence's[00:01:51]
Some of which were rather rude[00:01:53]
Although we sometimes[00:01:56]
Flaunt our family conventions[00:01:58]
Our good intentions[00:02:00]
Mustn't be misconstrued[00:02:03]
The stately homes of England[00:02:05]
We proudly represent[00:02:07]
We only keep them up[00:02:09]
For americans to rent[00:02:11]
Though the pipes that supply the bathroom burst[00:02:13]
And the lavatory makes you fear the worst[00:02:16]
It was used by charles I[00:02:18]
Quite informally[00:02:21]
And later by george IV[00:02:22]
On a journey north[00:02:24]
The state departments keep their[00:02:26]
Historical renown[00:02:28]
It's wiser not to sleep there[00:02:30]
In case they tumble down[00:02:32]
But still if they ever catch on fire[00:02:34]
Which with any luck they might[00:02:36]
We'll fight[00:02:38]
For the stately homes of England[00:02:39]
The stately homes of England[00:02:43]
Though rather in the lurch[00:02:45]
Provide a lot of chances[00:02:47]
For psychical research[00:02:49]
There's the ghost[00:02:51]
Of a crazy younger son[00:02:52]
Who murdered in 1351[00:02:53]
An extremely rowdy nun[00:02:55]
Who resented it[00:02:58]
And people who come to call[00:02:59]
Meet her in the hall[00:03:01]
The baby in the guest wing[00:03:03]
Who crouches by the grate[00:03:06]
Was walled up in the west wing[00:03:08]
In 1428[00:03:10]
If anyone spots[00:03:12]
The queen of scots[00:03:13]
In a hand-embroidered shroud[00:03:14]
We're proud[00:03:16]
Of the stately homes of England[00:03:17]